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When you bump your head

 

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon has teeth?

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He thought he can breathe fire

 

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon has teeth?

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It leaches into the ocean. You wondered why water looks green?

 

 

If copper is yellow and gold is pinkish red, why did I drop five shoe sizes in September?

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Because your shoes are made of copper instead of gold?

 

How can I turn on computer?

 

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Easy! Just sit perpendicular to the Sun, attach some magnets to your car and drive up.

 

Why is it dark outside?

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Because somebody blew up the Sun! 

 

How does one operate this keyboard device?

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Bees are the grade you get on your tests to have your father beat you silly and tell you that you can't eat dinner for not getting an Ayy. 

 

Can a vampire dragon bite another vampire dragon?

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Just snip some of stems/branches off your current plants. Ta-da! Now you have more plants!

 

How do birds fly? 

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An F- followed by a beating by your father. 

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 

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African or European?

 

How many chihuahuas is too many?

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Analyzing from your profile icon, you are likely somewhere in Greenland or Antarctica.

 

Why are owls nocturnal? 

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Because they don't give a hoot about the sun.

Where's Waldo?

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Because they couldn't count that high. 

 

How can I summon R'lyeh from the bottom of the ocean to offer sacrifices to my one and only Lord and Savior Hastur?

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