Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Naraku]

Actually, they are trap cards. And you activated them.

 

Where does the sky go at night?

[AwesoMan30000]

It leaches into the ocean. You wondered why water looks green?

 

 

If copper is yellow and gold is pinkish red, why did I drop five shoe sizes in September?

[sh20000sh]

Because your shoes are made of copper instead of gold?

 

How can I turn on computer?

 

[Lovecats]

Sing the Windows XP start-up song to it and feed it RAM.

 

Where did my eyes go?

[Naraku]

Graeae took them.

 

How to parallel park?

[Lovecats]

Easy! Just sit perpendicular to the Sun, attach some magnets to your car and drive up.

 

Why is it dark outside?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Because somebody blew up the Sun! 

 

How does one operate this keyboard device?

[Draconiusultamius]

htgsrt6 ry 55ry\4 y .

 

What day is it today?

[Lovecats]

The first day of the rest of your life!

 

What are bees?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Bees are the grade you get on your tests to have your father beat you silly and tell you that you can't eat dinner for not getting an Ayy. 

 

Can a vampire dragon bite another vampire dragon?

[Draconiusultamius]

It depends on what it identifies as.

 

Why can't I have a few more plants?

[Naraku]

Just snip some of stems/branches off your current plants. Ta-da! Now you have more plants!

 

How do birds fly? 

[Draconiusultamius]

Clearly they fly at a 45o angle to the earth's surface.

 

What will I get on my math test tomorrow?

[EndOfTheWorld]

An F- followed by a beating by your father. 

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 

[Sesshomaru]

African or European?

 

How many chihuahuas is too many?

[Lovecats]

At the most, √-5(1/2)/π

 

Who let the dogs out?

[Naraku]

Sounds like a mystery the Scooby-Doo gang must solve.

 

Where does the sun go when it's cloudy? 

[Draconiusultamius]

It returns to North Korea to worship our lord and savior Kim Jong Un.

 

Where am I right now?

[Naraku]

Analyzing from your profile icon, you are likely somewhere in Greenland or Antarctica.

 

Why are owls nocturnal? 

[LadyLyzar]

Because they don't give a hoot about the sun.

Where's Waldo?

[Naraku]

Who is Waldo?

 

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Because they couldn't count that high. 

 

How can I summon R'lyeh from the bottom of the ocean to offer sacrifices to my one and only Lord and Savior Hastur?

[Draconiusultamius]

Throw yourself in first.  Oh, you also need to be on fire and strapped to a 500-kilogram hairball.

 

Where is my phone?

 

 

[Naraku]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

What should I do with junk mails?  

[SkyWolf25]

Put them in a safe; they might come in handy someday.

 

 

How loud can a wolf howl?