Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[dragonwishes]

Edit: oops

When it becomes too repundant

 

How do I know any of you are real?

Edited March 12, 2018 by dragonwishes

[Draconiusultamius]

Good question, but you might be overlooking the fact that you might not be real, but a figment of our collective imagination.

 

How do I know my gender?

[Naraku]

Show me your browsing history and I'll tell you. 

 

What is the point of advertisements?

[EndOfTheWorld]

To make sure you stay absolutely miserable on the internet. 

 

Why do babies cry?

[Draconiusultamius]

They cry for you.  They can't help feeling bad for such a miserable being.

 

How do I succeed in life?

[Lovecats]

Keep cooking chocolate cakes and fishing for Swordfish until you gain enough EXP to do a fancy emote with a fancy cape.

 

Where do fish come from?

[Naraku]

From this pier:

 

What are birds? 

Edited March 15, 2018 by Naraku
Changed answer

[EndOfTheWorld]

Birds are the worst MtG archetype save cats and slivers. Also IS THAT A RUNESCAPE REFERENCE?! >:O

 

What is love? 

[Naraku]

Heart is love. As in the one in your chest. You run out of love when your heart stops beating.

 

Why am I bleeding? 

[sh20000sh]

Because you are bleeding.

 

Where am I now?

[EndOfTheWorld]

In my basement chained to a pipe as I prepare to offer you to the great Hastur.

 

Will you ever give me up? Let me down? Will you ever turn around, and desert me?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Instead, I'm gonna make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you.

 

Yee?

[Lagie]

See.

 

Why does my chest hurt?

[Reshiram5875]

Beacause it wants to put you in misery

 

What color is a rainbow?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Daria: RAINBOW!!!!!!!

 

Is that so?

[Reshiram5875]

 

 

 

What am i even doing?????

[Naraku]

Aren't you supposed to be doing your job as a dragon of truth?

Hewwo?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Hewwo to you too! 

 

How far is Tarkir from this place?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Too far away, you won't get there anytime soon.

 

Shto za dich' tut proishodit?

[Lagie]

Natuerlich!

 

Why do bees buzz?

[ArcticFang]

Because they can't hum.

 

Why are school buses a pit of torment?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Because torment is subjective. 

 

Herro, new phone who dis?

Edited March 18, 2018 by SarkhanVol

[Naraku]

I'm that guy you know.

 

What time is it? 

[sh20000sh]

It's 9AM on KST.

 

Why Greek play soccer at dawn?

[georgexu94]

Because they are avoiding the Romans. Obviously.

 

Why am I holding a boomerag?