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Because they are avoiding the Romans. Obviously.

 

Why am I holding a boomerag?

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The police will arrive at your house to arrest you for disobeying the tag. 

 

What is the square root of pi?

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Because it's garbage. 

 

Who wears short shorts?

Edited by SarkhanVol

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You for surt

 

Do you like dragon cave???

Edited by wendi

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Because the sky is blue. 

 

If someone plays Mono Blue control in Magic, does that make them a scum?

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Straight. Round.

 

Why can't I touch my nose with my elbow?

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We no want what you selling! You stop calling our restaurant yes? Goodbye!

 

Hello? New phone who dis?

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee. 

 

What is God? 

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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To find the magical elixir that would turn it into a pretty unicorn.

 

Where did that shadow come from...?

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The last person who died around here.  You may want to hire an exorcist.

 

What does this mall from my dreams symbolize?  I swear I've seen in five nights in a row already.

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Absolutely. With this on I have a 98% increase in overall intelligence and a 78% increase in work efficiency. 

 

Mommy, where do babies come from?

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Aisle four.

 

Why do mockingbirds mock?

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Because they're fake birds, of course.  They tease real ones about their immenent demise.

 

What is the strangest thing you've ever come across?

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