Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lunastar_13]

Because narcs suck. 

 

Why am I depressed? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you're looking at the Trading Hub like I am.

 

Why is it getting hotter?

[Lagie]

You forgot to close the oven.

 

Why am I sneezing?

[Lunastar_13]

Eat the coffee then drink the cup. 

 

What is life? 

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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a brand of cereal.

 

What's so special about tomorrow?

[Lunastar_13]

Tomorrow is another day of living in the void, and the end of the world.

 

why meee

 

Why do things cave in on themselves? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because of cats jumping on them.

 

What are greebles?

[Zonnedauw]

Birds. Just like every other weird word that sounds vaguely like an insult is a bird.

 

Why do I always have to wait so long to drink my tea after I make it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You don't actually like tea.

 

Can you see the end of the month from here?

[Shinorin]

Not without a telescope.

 

Why are you so pretty 🥰