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Personal Condensation. Its the new trend!

 

How do I escape this Pizzeria?

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Using the portal

 

Why Bad Rap #143 is the Velociraptor?

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Because Bad Rap was cool with it.

 

Oops. I fell off the Earth, again. How do I get back on?

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Because the unspeakable will happen. Don't! Drop the calculator! You don't know what you're doing! No! Noooooo... "In other news, the Planet Mars appears to have completely disappeared. More news on that soon afte-"

 

How do I become better at maths?

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Take a maths book and eat it to gain it's power, a calculator will work also.

 

Who sells seashells by the sea shore?

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Well, of course it's Veronica de la Saint Antoine a la Guillermo McBernadette von Stark Ronson!

 

Why can't things we draw come to life?

 

 

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If they did, they would certainly cause wildfires due to their flammability.

 

What will happen to a computer/laptop if one presses ctrl+alt+del?

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Holding down Ctrl+Alt+Delete also acts as the self-destruct sequence only at a slower pace. When it will explode is completely unpredictable so its best to wait to see what happens. Who knows? Maybe you'll get some free cake.

 

How do I get bacon?

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You shoot pigs with a magical rainbow laser machine gun.

 

Why do muffins taste so good?

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Using your dragon breath

 

Why Haxx #148 is the Velociraptor?

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Because I accidentally forgot to raise the sun. Sorry. I'll do it in the morning. Just once I get some sleeps.. ..zzzzz..

 

How do become the chosen one?

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To grant powers

 

Why Spittor #26 is the Velociraptor?

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To grant dinosaurs.

 

How to destroy sun? I need to do it for a science project in for tomorrow..

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Because he went for a pedicure one morning and found a claw-ious deal!

 

How edible do you think the moon is? I believe ground up moon rocks are pure poison but they go great on the Aperture Science Black Forest Cake (ASBFC)!

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The moon is not edible

 

Is Rebecca Scarwell an idiot?

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Clicheful last name, so yes. Probably as smart as a goldfish.

 

Will mixing ammonia and bleach make cleaning more efficient?

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Yes! Just remember not to lick the walls and floors after. Oh and wear a gas mask just in case. Hmm? What about vapours? Nah, you'll be fine. The cats not moving? Eh. Its just having a nap. Just.. take it outside. Fresh air, right?

 

I'm lost in an unknown, dark forest. Do I take the left or the right path?

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When you're lost in a dark forest, don't trust forked paths. Always go through the middle instead.

 

What do Velociraptors run for?

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President! Oh, you mean in a race? The Velocidrome team. (maybe you should google that. I mean, its like a dinosaur, right?)

 

How do I avoid being stuffed into a suit by an angry bear?

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