Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

louder, louder than a lion

cause wolf is the champion and you're gonna

heeear

hiiiim

hooowl

 

Why cacti are not cactuses?

Edited March 9, 2018 by ThermoDanone

[Sesshomaru]

Latin: "I do what I want, linguistics."

 

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

[EndOfTheWorld]

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck. 

 

What is the square root of pi?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Why, the Pi-necube, of course!

 

Squikkity squeeak?

[Sesshomaru]

Squeaker squeakins.

 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Nah, because I rose from Hell mate. 

 

Where do babies come from?

[Draconiusultamius]

Netflix and chilli.

 

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?

[EndOfTheWorld]

IT'S RAW!

 

Omae wa mou wa shinediru?

 

[sh20000sh]

Finax conte.

 

How can I turn off my computer?

[Lagie]

Close your eyes.

 

What is the best way to pop popcorn?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Throwing it in a burning inferno along with a slab of lard. 

 

How do I start up my car?

[Naraku]

Lift the car from the front end. If lifted high enough, it'll start up.

 

Why is it getting warmer?

[EndOfTheWorld]

Sorry, I may or may not have been sitting on your chair before you. 

 

How does on read?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

caught in a bad romaaance

n.

 

Why are swans ugly past midnight?

[Draconiusultamius]

Hon, they're only ugly when you're around them.

 

Where does the atmosphere end and space begin?

[Naraku]

At 666 feet elevation.

 

What are those white dots in the sky at night? 

[sh20000sh]

Those are holes of black cloth that covers sky during night.

 

What does for(;;) means?

[Naraku]

It means the end of your computer.

 

Why do chicks start with yellow feathers?

[Lemniscate]

Because they're made of yolk.

 

Why is this text black?

[sh20000sh]

Well, mine isn't actually?

 

Who ARE you?

[Sesshomaru]

I'm Kilroy.

 

Why are squash called so?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Because they're not as squishy as everyone wants them to.

 

Why is yolk inside an egg?

Edited March 11, 2018 by ThermoDanone

[Reshiram5875]

Because they are actually the creature in the egg.

 

Why are some kinds of music good?

[Draconiusultamius]

Because others aren't.

 

How hot is the sun?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Not nearly as hot as you, babe

 

When are puns not intended?