Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[EndOfTheWorld]

You die. 

 

Where did all my eggs go?!

[Naraku]

They probably hatched and got out of your fridge.

 

Why are some snakes poisonous? 

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

They grew into hatchlings and ran off into the wilderness. Great job! You forced the chicken eggs that were infertile to hatch into mythical reptiles and run away hundreds of miles from the city! Guess what kind of person you are!

 

(jk you are a great person)

 

Edit: ninja'd

 

They are tired of their unfashionable fangs and want a touch of poisonous green.

 

Where do I find CB Tinzels?

Edited April 7, 2018 by TheTrueMilkyBeast

[Naraku]

CB Tinzels can be found in any biomes, but only at exactly 7:30:30pm cave time on Sunday.

 

Why are iPhones popular? 

[Lovecats]

Because they're just so waterproof!

 

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Edited April 7, 2018 by lovecats99

[Naraku]

When the stack of cheese is taller than you. 

 

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? 

[Draconiusultamius]

The chicken since it has legs.  Eggs can't move!

 

Where's the lamb sauce?

[sh20000sh]

Chicken, Fried one.

 

What is result of 48/2(9+3)?

[Naraku]

Clearly this is a trick question. 48/2 = 24, then distribute numbers. 24*9 is 216, 24*3 is 72. Add them together to get... No, I'm not answering. This is some kind of a conspiracy, isn't it?

 

How is "gif" pronounced?

[sh20000sh]

Jeep.

 

According to hardware monitor, my CPU temperature is 98 degree Celsius. Is it normal?

[Naraku]

Celsius = Fahrenheit. Yes, it's perfectly fine. It's not running much.

 

?

[Sesshomaru]

Answer.

 

Dude, where's my car?

[PAPotato]

With your microwave.

 

Why did the Avatar disappear for 100 years?

[Sesshomaru]

Because the Fire Nation attacked.

 

What's the deal?

[Lagie]

To the right.

 

How many miles to Babylon?

[Naraku]

Take a left at every intersections.

 

What does HP mean?

[sh20000sh]

Hand Phone. It is Konglish which means Cellphone in Korea.

 

What should I do to clean my Hard Disk Drive?

[Lagie]

Use Ajax and a rough sponge.

 

How do I get out of jury duty?

[Naraku]

Jump over a wall, then call the court, stating you're on the other side of the wall and will not be able to attend.

 

Have you finished those errands?

[Lagie]

Our workload looks to generate major sorcery with the heads of lettuce.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Naraku]

Because blueberries are blue too.

 

Why are some animals colorful? 

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Because their ancestors rolled around in some paint spilt in that flood.

 

Why should you spin your dragons right round?

Edited April 18, 2018 by TheTrueMilkyBeast

[sh20000sh]

Because it is upside down.

 

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[Lagie]

 

Why is a bird when it swims?

[sh20000sh]

No, it is a dog.

 

I crashed my monitor, what should I do?