Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Naraku]

CB Tinzels can be found in any biomes, but only at exactly 7:30:30pm cave time on Sunday.

 

Why are iPhones popular? 

[Lovecats]

Because they're just so waterproof!

 

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Edited April 7, 2018 by lovecats99

[Naraku]

When the stack of cheese is taller than you. 

 

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? 

[Draconiusultamius]

The chicken since it has legs.  Eggs can't move!

 

Where's the lamb sauce?

[sh20000sh]

Chicken, Fried one.

 

What is result of 48/2(9+3)?

[Naraku]

Clearly this is a trick question. 48/2 = 24, then distribute numbers. 24*9 is 216, 24*3 is 72. Add them together to get... No, I'm not answering. This is some kind of a conspiracy, isn't it?

 

How is "gif" pronounced?

[sh20000sh]

Jeep.

 

According to hardware monitor, my CPU temperature is 98 degree Celsius. Is it normal?

[Naraku]

Celsius = Fahrenheit. Yes, it's perfectly fine. It's not running much.

 

?

[Sesshomaru]

Answer.

 

Dude, where's my car?

[PAPotato]

With your microwave.

 

Why did the Avatar disappear for 100 years?

[Sesshomaru]

Because the Fire Nation attacked.

 

What's the deal?

[Lagie]

To the right.

 

How many miles to Babylon?

[Naraku]

Take a left at every intersections.

 

What does HP mean?

[sh20000sh]

Hand Phone. It is Konglish which means Cellphone in Korea.

 

What should I do to clean my Hard Disk Drive?

[Lagie]

Use Ajax and a rough sponge.

 

How do I get out of jury duty?

[Naraku]

Jump over a wall, then call the court, stating you're on the other side of the wall and will not be able to attend.

 

Have you finished those errands?

[Lagie]

Our workload looks to generate major sorcery with the heads of lettuce.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Naraku]

Because blueberries are blue too.

 

Why are some animals colorful? 

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Because their ancestors rolled around in some paint spilt in that flood.

 

Why should you spin your dragons right round?

Edited April 18, 2018 by TheTrueMilkyBeast

[sh20000sh]

Because it is upside down.

 

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[Lagie]

 

Why is a bird when it swims?

[sh20000sh]

No, it is a dog.

 

I crashed my monitor, what should I do?

[Lagie]

File a claim.

 

Why don't people get it?

[normalGuy]

Because it's better to give than to get. 

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

[TheTrueMilkyBeast]

Because it yells at people when it's not working.

 

Why can't I start doing things?