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Is this truly a stupid answer, or a stupid question to behold to the world?

 

How do I turn people into horses?

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It's that thing when you put a piece of bread in a toaster and then it explodes :3

 

Where have all the cowboys gone?

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There are mews times infinity and they all come from the same cat.

 

Why do answers question questions?

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Because if they don't everything gets sacrificed to the Great Eye ;___;

 

If it's nacho cheese, who's cheese is it?

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I don't know, it's not my cheese either. (maybe it has a name on it? otherwise free dibs?)

 

Why does Sean Bean always die?

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A weird dude who lives in a Police Phone Box living off custard and fish fingers who also likes to abduct people to accompany him on adventures who will almost always die either on the way or at the end of the series.

 

Can I cause a resonance cascade using a toaster?

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No you cannot

 

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 look like Phantom Blaster Dragon?

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Because we have the ability to be incredibly dumb and that divides us from animals, apparently. Oh. And because we're not made out of bacon. I think. I haven't check..

 

Do dragons truly exist?

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Yes, but not only their thumbs but also its toes and wings (if any for these). This is why dragons usually have an overbite.

 

What does the fox say?

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To give answers a meaning.

 

Do I need a crowbar during a zombie apocalypse?

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Oh no no, not that. Instead, get a real crow and tape it to any kind of bar, like metal or wood bar. Crow bar!

 

Why does rainbow shows up after a rain?

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Because it likes being fashionably late.

 

Why do the ants go marching one by one?

Because he didn't answer your question-

 

Because if they marched in twos the other ants would tease them for 'liking' each other

 

 

 

And now the question above me

 

Nobody know

 

 

 

 

And now for my question

Why is the sky falling?

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Because it fell off the atmosphere

 

Why do trees not scream when they are cut down?

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