Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Path Light]

By sinking all ships

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 is the angry dragon?

[Naraku]

He activates their opponent's trap card every time he comes into play.

 

Why does iPhone have a very short lifespan?

[Lovecats]

The lifeforce of an Apple product is so short because they're filled with the souls of PCs. The PC soul is restless and soon it is able to degrade the battery to the point where the product only lasts a second.

 

So you can buy more PC souls to free them..

 

What is love?

[Path Light]

It is where a dragon loves another dragon

 

Why Bad Rap #143 is the extremely angry Velociraptor?

[Lovecats]

He stood on a lego.

 

How can I be sure i'm human? or are we dancer..

[Esko]

Oh god no x3

Step through a DNA machine.

 

How can I tell if somebody is older or younger then me on the internet?

[Ribombee]

There's a complicated mathematical formula which involves woodchucks and the acquiring of two different PhDs. Once you have that, you will know how to use the formula and will be able to tell.

 

Speaking of which, why don't I have my PhD yet?

[FireHeart271]

maybe because you have to be in school to get it

 

what should i eat right now?

[Path Light]

You should eat some blood

 

Why Haxx #148 is the angry Velociraptor?

[brightflashes]

Because Hax was borrowed and left out in the rain.

 

Why do my cats suddenly think it's cool to run around the house in a frenzy at 2 in the morning?

[FireHeart271]

mabye they found something like a bug or a squirrel oustside and went ape lol

 

what is the ultimate question?

[brightflashes]

Ultimate question: How to find meaning in suffering.

[Path Light]

To suffer, you need to throw doughnuts at yourself

 

Why Spittor #26 is the angry Velociraptor?

[Lovecats]

Hes angry because someone did his pedicure wrong!

 

How do I become the ultimate Magpie/Crow tamer?

[Naraku]

Give the birds all the shinies in this world.

 

Why can't I see the stars during the day?

Edited May 17, 2015 by JolteonTails

[brightflashes]

They turn off during the day to save electricity.

 

How does electricity work?

[Skystep6]

Well, uhh, electricity is made up of tiny Elektr creatures running about. Wires can be used to direct in which way the Elektrs run, and most of the time they run into generators(like electric sockets or computer batteries or batteries in general). They stop in those places and kind of bunch up in a herd. When such a generator is turned on, the Elektrs get slaughtered and their blood is used as energy by machines and computers.

 

I eat French Toast, does that make me French and toasty?

Edited May 17, 2015 by Skystep6

[FireHeart271]

hmm i dont know are you from france and tasty

 

if the sky falls on us does that mean that we have a upstairs?

[Path Light]

It means we are in space

 

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 is the angry dragon?

[Naraku]

Because they feel unoriginal.

 

Why is it hot during summer?

[Lovecats]

Its hotter because we're closer to the sun. Which technically means we're dying faster. But at least we get ice cream though, right?

 

How do I make myself run faster?

Edited May 22, 2015 by lovecats99

[Lovecats]

I think so. But thats probably due to all the Star Bits he manages to eat along the way (while imploding Hungry Lumas!)

 

When do I know it is time?

[Path Light]

When you bump your head

 

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon has teeth?

[Naraku]

So it can scream at its own butt.

 

Why Fracktail is the angry dragon? /shot

[Path Light]

He thought he can breathe fire

 

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon has teeth?