Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[WaterScorpion]

Depends. What's the red sauce? I need it to be fresh :U

 

For whom does the bell toll?

[Path Light]

The bell tolls at no one

Why Bad Rap #143 is the extremely angry Velociraptor?

[Naraku]

He's a spaz.

 

What will happen if two falcon punches collide?

[MessengerDragon]

Boom.

 

Why do trees grow winged pancakes in autumn?

[Lovecats]

To defend against the annual attack of the leetle trees. Vicious little Saplings..

 

The pancakes swarm the leetle trees, sacrificing themselves for another year. Its quite a gruesome sight. Though tasty!

 

How do I ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer? Do I need a tamed bear from Narnia?

[WaterScorpion]

No, it's actually more simple than that. You need to obtain a dodo bird.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Naraku]

Because it's sad that humans exist.

 

Which will survive in boiling water the longest: Nokia, iPhone, or Samsung?

[Tatzelwyrm]

I choose Blackberry.

 

Who was ____(insert name here)____?

[Path Light]

There is no one

Why Haxx #148 is the angry Velociraptor?

[WaterScorpion]

____(insert name here)____ is actually an entity that likes to steal people's identities, by doing so, it spreads itself across the world, slowly gaining power.

 

If I take the long way, how soon will the daisies bloom?

[Bunnybrine]

Never. Its the long way

why cant people turn into plants

[WaterScorpion]

Because evolution only likes to work one way.

 

Why does garbage smell?

[Lovecats]

Because a group of teens from down the road are always throwing anti deodorant on it. Oh and plus, its rotten.. I wouldn't eat it, if I were you.

 

Why don't humans have wings?

Edited April 24, 2015 by lovecats99

[Path Light]

They cannot fly

 

Why Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 growled?

[Naraku]

They wanted a sparkling kawaii desu rainbow color for their eyes.

 

I got this weird letter that I'm accepted to some university. Is it a scam?

[Path Light]

It is a phone scam

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 growled?

[Lovecats]

Because he was true Neko Sugar Dragon and wanted Sempai to notice him.

 

How do I get a unlimited amount of food?

[Path Light]

Simple. Throw yourself to a pile of food

Why Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 look like Seeker, Thing Saver Dragon?

[Valvatorez]

Because Blue Eyes wanted Seeker, Thing to notice him

 

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

[Lovecats]

Well to find that, we gotta go back to the drawing plank. And before that, back to the drawing scroll. Then to the drawing tree. And if we must go further, back to the drawing rock.

 

How do I find a 50 leaf Clover?

 

 

[Naraku]

Find any 3-leaf (4-leaf works too, possibly better) clover, but don't pull it out yet. Seek for terramancer; they can be found in the deepest part of a forest (or just hire one online). Once they arrive, request them to mutate the clover you found into 50-leaf clover.

 

What is the hedgehog's maximum velocity?

[WaterScorpion]

1000 rings per chaos emerald

 

What makes the fizz in soda?

[MrSpyro]

The company that makes the soda.

 

Does this count as a question?

[Lovecats]

What are questions if our eyes aren't real?

 

What happens if I throw a pineapple into a black hole?

Edited April 25, 2015 by lovecats99

[MrSpyro]

The black hole will get sucked into the pineapple.

 

Why is this even a question?