Corrupt-A-Wish

[blackgem14]

Granted, but Darien there is actually a delusion and thus it's only blackgem14.

 

I wish... that I didn't have bad breath.

[Path Light]

Granted but you have dragon breath

I wish DustyBelle, Darien, blackgem14 and Marcus Pheonix can post on "Forum food fight" and "How did the person above you die?" thread

[Laura-Lana]

Granted - and they all post to complain about Path Light

 

I wish the old riddle thread was back and had some interesting new riddles

[SparrowSelkie]

Granted, but all the riddles are so complicated that you go insane trying to solve them.

 

I wish for a tiny plastic chair.

[Path Light]

Granted but you own a large plastic chair

I wish blackgem14 can post on "Forum food fight" thread

[georgexu94]

Granted but they deleted the post instantly as soon as they posted it.

 

I wish for some fragrant soap.

[HorseChick]

Granted,it smells like poo

I wish I was a wolf

[gregregreg]

Granted, but it's hunting season and you get shot by hunters.

I wish I had another egg slot. (Yeah, I realize Gold Trophy but it's gonna be a while...)

[Riannon]

Granted, but your dragons breed randomly on their own now and you're constantly locked.

 

I wish for same-sex lineages here on DC. So many bootiful nebby lineages... *.*

[Path Light]

Granted but they shifted to one side

 

I wish I can breed 3 dragons together

[HorseChick]

Granted,you get a weird abomination made of three dragons.

 

I wish I had a Celestial Brush.

[Path Light]

Granted but it is dripping orange juice

I wish I was a Spinosaurus

[M_Padfoot]

You've got one, but it mistakes you for a fish and attempts to eat you.

 

I wish... I could shape-shift at will.

[EnderEcho]

You become a fly and get slapped

I wish I had a pet shimmer

[M_Padfoot]

You get a pet, but it's rather dull and listless. Definitely no shimmer about this one.

 

I wish... I had some cheese puffs right now.

[Naraku]

Granted, they taste great. However, they have horrible, vile smell.

 

I wish I had one Copper dragon.

[M_Padfoot]

You get a copper dragon figurine. It is rather pointy and sharp. You end up stepping on it.

 

I wish I could paint well.

[Path Light]

Granted. You spill the paint so bad that your cloths were covered with paint

 

I wish a Velociraptor can see me

[Naraku]

Granted, it saw you. Unfortunately, it is hungry. Better get running...

 

I wish I finally get a good night sleep.

[Path Light]

Granted. A group of Velociraptors found you and roared at you

 

I wish a Tyrannosaurus Rex can see me

[PollyCockatrice]

Granted. You are now back in the time when they lived and have no way back home.

 

I wish I had more Legend of Zelda games.

[M_Padfoot]

Granted. You get so many Legend of Zelda games that they block the doors in/out of your house. The piles are too large and heavy to move, so you get stuck inside, unable to get out even for food.

 

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

[SparrowSelkie]

Granted, butyou can play this instrument so well that you become obsessed and eventually starve to death from doing nothing but playing the instrument.

 

I wish the Godmodder was dead.

Edited December 27, 2014 by SparrowSelkie

[M_Padfoot]

Granted. The godmodder is dead, but you become the next godmodder.

 

I wish I won the lottery.

[Naraku]

Granted, you won the lottery that gives away USB flash drive full with virus. Hope you will find a good use for it.

 

I wish the person below me get a nice cake.