Posted November 30, 2014 Granted! It only works after you've dropped the soap at least twice. I wish for a cat! Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted! It scratches you. I wish my computer would stop lagging. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. The computer becomes overly fast. You cannot keep up with it, and you go insane. I wish for a strawberry. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, you get a rotten strawberry that has dried out to become 1/10 its size and get covered in mold. I wish to lick a plastic arglefertenary turglepert Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. After licking it you are informed that it came out of an Ebola ward in Africa; it was brought in with a patient. I wish I was immortal. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. However, you must die to become immortal. You are now dead. I wish for a non-rotten strawberry. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. It still has mold on it. The poor strawberry. I wish for a desk lamp. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. But it's a foreign lamp and it doesn't work on the US power grid. I wish for another wish. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but the new wish is a bad one and you end up wishing you melted. I wish that I never have to pee again. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. But now poop comes out from where you pee once came from. I wish that I could move things with my mind. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, the only place you can move them is directly above your head, "Hey guys! I bet I can lift this 1 ton weight with my mind!" *CRUNCH* I wiss 4 noa moar gremmur!!?! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but now nobody can understand anybody and the world descends into chaos. I wish for an unlimited supply of cooked pork. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted. You have just gained 150 pounds! I wish for an couple of extra hours at night so I can sleep more. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but now all the settings of time everywhere glitch out, and you are killed for being the cause. I wish for a video game with endless possibilities. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 (edited) Granted. You play a kick a-- game through awesome levels and spectacular weapons and moves. As you enter the chamber of the final boss, the games next awesome ability kicks in and you are pulled from the real world and enter the game in real life. In front I've you is a five heard dragon. One head is breathing fire. Another head is drooling a very acidic fluid. All of you characters armor is gone and your standing there buck naked. In your hand where you sword should gave been is... A DEAD FISH!!! The dragon charges you. Good luck! I wish for a 5 headed dragon Edited December 1, 2014 by Nivvekk Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 You get torn apart in five different directions. I wish for world peace! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but the world starts dying from overpopulation and old nuclear weapons pollute the water. I wish for shapeshifting powers Share this post Link to post
Posted December 1, 2014 Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a handful of things, and none of them are fun. I wish I was a dragon that could shapeshift into a human, and thus hide as a human most of the time. It'd be cool. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, you fall in live as a human with a dragon hunter. One day he sees you in your dragon form. No knowing it's you, bang! Your dead. I wish I had a time machine. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 It takes you into the jaws of a hungry t-Rex on your first attempt at time travel I wish for another hunger games book. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Granted, but the new book is so awful that it's a crime to own one, and you are arrested. I wish for an unlimited supply of Lucky Charms (the cereal). Edited December 2, 2014 by C88 Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted but they have discontinued the marshmallows. I wish I could have gone to Hogworts Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, you go to a farm where all the hogs have warts. I wish I could remember what I was going to do... Oh wait I remembered! I guess I need to wish for something else then I wish for lots of pie that had dead ants baked in. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but the pie wasn't cooked properly and the ants start crawling onto you and biting you. I wish for grammar nazis Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You have poor grammar instead I wish what dinosaurs are real Share this post Link to post
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