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Granted, you now have a microscopic role in Independence Day.

 

I wish I would stop procrastinating on my online school assignments.

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Granted. You have failed the class for not completing assignments on time so you no longer have any assignments to procrastinate. Now you can stay here all day! tongue.gif

 

I wish I had a wish! unsure.gif

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Granted, your wish was to be a famous person, but the world hates you.

I wish for snow all over the world.

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Granted. It snows even in the tropical biomes, which usually get no snow, and so are not used to snow, and the snow kills the trees. This wrecks the ecosystem and soon all Earth is is a vast snowy desert.

 

I wish it could be warm in here while it was still cold out there.

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Granted. You now need to run outside because your house is too hot all over, it's on fire!

 

I wish it were spring time year round.

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Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to pollen.

 

I wish I could reach through the monitor and slap certain people.

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You can only slap ninjas who have fast enough reflexes to catch your arm.

 

I wish for homestuck to update faster. ;-;

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Granted, but your entire computer freezes up and you can't read it.

 

I wish Google brought better results sometimes!

Edited by blackgem14

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Granted, but now you can't decide which post to pick

 

I wish to move to saskachewan, Saskatoon ( rolleyes.gif such a great place, if you don't touch to grass and wake up the mosquitos)

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Granted. You've just been confused with a murderer. You have been arrested an you are being extradited there. Hope you have a good attorney. Good luck.

I wish it had more money.

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Granted. Meet John. He's 6'7" and weighs 280 pounds. He's been in jail 3 times and is in a biker gang. He'll be opening your jar of vasalene! sad.gif

 

 

I wish for a new computer

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Granted, but it is faulty and won't charge.

I wish for the ability to bite people through the monitor.

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You can only bite people who have diseases that can be transmitted through skin.

 

I wish for a potato.

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Granted, but that CB Avatar gets viewbombed and dies within an hour.

 

I wish for a breedable Blue Dino.

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Granted but since it's the only breedable dino, you can't find a partner for it to breed.

 

I wish for a live glass dragon.

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Granted but you live beside an angry dragon

I wish I can live with the dinosaurs

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Granted. T-Rex just ate you for supper.

 

I wish for a real but loyal bet T-Rex

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You have your T-rex but it accidentally stomped on a bomb that explodes into a pile of creeping spiders!

 

I wish I can defeat the devil.

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Granted. You have defeated the devel and you are now the ruler of hell. Oh yea, as the ruler, you now have to spend most of your time there. Hope you like hot places.

 

I wish I wasn't running late all the time.

Edited by Nivvekk

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granted but now you are two days early but you have to just wait there... no games... no sleeping... no eating.

I wish i had a 2g thuwed

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Granted and unfortunately you wake up from your wonderful dream. When you check your scroll, it's not there.

 

I wish for a chocolate kissed by a wonderful girl.

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Alright, Georgexu. The girl puts on a cyanide-proof clear lip covering. She puts on cyanide-laced lipstick and kisses each of the chocolates. Then she places them on your doorstep. However, you aren't home. Bugs get inside the poorly-covered box and eat parts of the chocolate, but die immediately from the cyanide. You now have dead-bug covered, cyanide-laced chocolates kissed by an evil, wonderful girl.

 

How's that for writing skills?

 

I wish that the person below me would wish for nothing and the person after that to do the 404 error wish not found thing. I think it's funny.

Edited by MyaMouse

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Granted but you do it anyway

I wish that Darien and blackgem14 can resume the "Forum food fight" thread because I like to throw a lot of food on Darien

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