Posted December 7, 2014 Granted, you now have a microscopic role in Independence Day. I wish I would stop procrastinating on my online school assignments. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 Granted. You have failed the class for not completing assignments on time so you no longer have any assignments to procrastinate. Now you can stay here all day! I wish I had a wish! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 Granted, your wish was to be a famous person, but the world hates you. I wish for snow all over the world. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 Granted. It snows even in the tropical biomes, which usually get no snow, and so are not used to snow, and the snow kills the trees. This wrecks the ecosystem and soon all Earth is is a vast snowy desert. I wish it could be warm in here while it was still cold out there. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 Granted. You now need to run outside because your house is too hot all over, it's on fire! I wish it were spring time year round. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to pollen. I wish I could reach through the monitor and slap certain people. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 You can only slap ninjas who have fast enough reflexes to catch your arm. I wish for homestuck to update faster. ;-; Share this post Link to post
Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) Granted, but your entire computer freezes up and you can't read it. I wish Google brought better results sometimes! Edited December 8, 2014 by blackgem14 Share this post Link to post
Posted December 9, 2014 Granted, but now you can't decide which post to pick I wish to move to saskachewan, Saskatoon ( such a great place, if you don't touch to grass and wake up the mosquitos) Share this post Link to post
Posted December 9, 2014 Granted. You've just been confused with a murderer. You have been arrested an you are being extradited there. Hope you have a good attorney. Good luck. I wish it had more money. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 9, 2014 You do, but it is invalid currency. I wish for a jar of vaseline Share this post Link to post
Posted December 9, 2014 Granted. Meet John. He's 6'7" and weighs 280 pounds. He's been in jail 3 times and is in a biker gang. He'll be opening your jar of vasalene! I wish for a new computer Share this post Link to post
Posted December 9, 2014 Granted, but it is faulty and won't charge. I wish for the ability to bite people through the monitor. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 9, 2014 You can only bite people who have diseases that can be transmitted through skin. I wish for a potato. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 11, 2014 Granted, but that CB Avatar gets viewbombed and dies within an hour. I wish for a breedable Blue Dino. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 11, 2014 Granted but since it's the only breedable dino, you can't find a partner for it to breed. I wish for a live glass dragon. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 11, 2014 Granted but you live beside an angry dragon I wish I can live with the dinosaurs Share this post Link to post
Posted December 11, 2014 Granted. T-Rex just ate you for supper. I wish for a real but loyal bet T-Rex Share this post Link to post
Posted December 11, 2014 You have your T-rex but it accidentally stomped on a bomb that explodes into a pile of creeping spiders! I wish I can defeat the devil. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Granted. You have defeated the devel and you are now the ruler of hell. Oh yea, as the ruler, you now have to spend most of your time there. Hope you like hot places. I wish I wasn't running late all the time. Edited December 13, 2014 by Nivvekk Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2014 granted but now you are two days early but you have to just wait there... no games... no sleeping... no eating. I wish i had a 2g thuwed Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2014 Granted and unfortunately you wake up from your wonderful dream. When you check your scroll, it's not there. I wish for a chocolate kissed by a wonderful girl. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) Alright, Georgexu. The girl puts on a cyanide-proof clear lip covering. She puts on cyanide-laced lipstick and kisses each of the chocolates. Then she places them on your doorstep. However, you aren't home. Bugs get inside the poorly-covered box and eat parts of the chocolate, but die immediately from the cyanide. You now have dead-bug covered, cyanide-laced chocolates kissed by an evil, wonderful girl. How's that for writing skills? I wish that the person below me would wish for nothing and the person after that to do the 404 error wish not found thing. I think it's funny. Edited December 15, 2014 by MyaMouse Share this post Link to post
Posted December 15, 2014 Granted but you do it anyway I wish that Darien and blackgem14 can resume the "Forum food fight" thread because I like to throw a lot of food on Darien Share this post Link to post
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