Corrupt-A-Wish

[Path Light]

Granted but a cake fell on you

 

I wish that Apatosaurus and Brachiosaurus can spot me

[hotbottleo'water1]

Granted - you get spotted, but it's with saliva. That's right, dinosaur saliva has made a beautiful new pattern on your clothes.

 

I wish that mosquitos would stop bothering me >

[Cherry-Spot]

They stop bothering you, but the start to bother your friends and family even more.

 

I wish Pillow Dragons were real.

 

This instead of corrupt a wish should be genie wishing because you have to be very descriptive or you might not get something good with a genie. (like the million bucks Geico commercial)

[Naraku]

Granted... But as soon as it exists, it implodes.

 

I wish I can divide by zero.

[M_Padfoot]

Granted, but the result is rather boring: everything divided by zero equals zero.

 

I wish that √(-1) was a real number.

[Path Light]

Granted but it was a random number

 

I wish Tyrannosaurus Rex can roar with me

[Cherry-Spot]

Granted, but then it eats you.

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

[Path Light]

Granted but a dinosaur ate your food

 

I wish an angry Red Eyes Black Dragon can see me

[Cherry-Spot]

Granted but a Blue Eyes White Dragon eats you.

 

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

[M_Padfoot]

Granted, but said unicorn becomes very overprotective of you and attempts to skewer anybody who comes near you with its horn.

 

I wish I could become invisible at will.

[Path Light]

Granted but a dinosaur spotted you

 

I wish a snake can stare at me

[ChocolateIzzy]

Granted, but that snake killed your entire family and still stares at you, because you are next.

 

I wish that I had a billion cookies

[Path Light]

Granted but you got 8 cookies

I wish I can see Chomper #29 as a grown up dinosaur

[ChocolateIzzy]

Granted, but it eats you

 

I wish I looked like Nina Dobrev

[Durppie]

Granted, but she detects you Highlanders style and ambushes you in the bathroom, caring not a single whit for its sanctity.

 

I wish I could get CB Winter Magis.

[Path Light]

Granted but you got a Pteranodon

 

I wish Bad Rap #143 can slash Darien's shovels

[Zeditha]

Granted but it slashes yours as well.

 

I wish I had a puppy!

[Yamato_K]

Granted but the puppy was really an old dry hush puppy.

 

I wish for the ability to fly!

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[Path Light]

Granted but you roared

 

I wish Darien has no shovels

[RockChick]

Granted: he has killer lazer beam eyes instead

 

I wish I had stronger painkillers

[Path Light]

Granted but you have dragon skin after that

 

I wish I had dinosaur skin

[Valvatorez]

Granted but you are being hunted for the skin.

 

I wish I had a pet Mew.

[DragonxEmpress]

Granted, but it pulls on your hair and drags you out of the bathroom when you gotta use the toilet. Oops.

 

I wish I had long, soft fluff on the back of my neck.

[Zeditha]

Granted, but you can't reach it. >:3

 

I wish I was a dragon!

[Evil sethoss]

Granted, but you're a neglected dragon.

 

 

I wish for control of the world.