Mah ScrollALL WANTED WAS A---PM me if Falconiforms are awesome. Why? Because I said so. Maybe you are to lazy to. Or maybe you just don't think they're that awesome. But if you don't, you spend the rest of your existence wondering what might have happened if you did…
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What is this mysterious place? An area for interests, you say? But what if nothing interests me? What then? Why is there an interests section for those with no interests? Why so many questions? We may never know the answers. But, if you have managed to hunt this far for my interests, I may as well let you know that I DO have interests. I made a nice little list of all of them. Maybe I will share it with you if you read farther. Or maybe not. It all depends on whether or not I feel like it. But I am starting to have fun torturing you with this, so please continue reading. Seal Blubber! Pants are a secret. I am the real wizard. I hate the letter h. It's stupid and irrelevant to eat pie. And now, because my babbling is done, the interests: drawing, carpentry, pies of all kinds, really cold lakes, uneven daydream lineages, hoarding falconiforms, Every Single leetle Tree, not doing Homework, red cars of death, heated idealistic pest control, entertaining the stupid, eating objects of deliciousness, pretty pink antelope nut, your face, kids with indigo swords, hating haters, digital art, NDs, swimming. Good job. You are the true scavenger hunt. All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. The Discordian Society has no definition. If you want in on the Discordian Society then declare yourself what you wish do what you like and tell us about it or if you prefer don't. There are no rules anywhere.A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub. A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing What he Reads. The Law of Fives states simply that: All things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 5. The Law of Fives is never wrong. Consult your pineal gland. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos. The end.