Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) But, they are. They're just extinct. ...what the hell? I wish I was a master at using Linux OS. Edited December 2, 2014 by Brotato Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Granted, right before Linux is replaced with a new version that is a total redo and none of the old commands or procedures still work. I wish for a date with Angelina Jolie, while Brad Pitt is on the set of a movie that is half way around the world. Edited December 2, 2014 by Nivvekk Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Granted. You get stood up, and Brad Pitt was on set for an "adult film" with your closest female family relative, involving whips and handcuffs. I wish for the perfect dinner. Edited December 2, 2014 by Brotato Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, but its not for you. It is given to the neighboring squirrels. I wish for Justin Beiber to be deported to Canada. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Granted. But we don't want it either, so it mysteriously disappears as it is crossing the Canadian border and is never seen again. I guess I have to corrupt this, sadly. Uhhh... it releases one last album before it gets brutally murdered deported. I wish I could understand women. Edited December 2, 2014 by Brotato Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, you will become a woman tomorrow and spend the rest of your life as that so that you will know what they think like. I wish I could fly. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, you fly off into space and are never heard from again. I wish for an unlimited supply of KFC Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted. You suffer a greaser fat induced heart attack after eating all that fried chicken the next day and die. I wish for a console that could play any game. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 2, 2014 Granted, that console is so smart it overtakes your brain. I wish for a pet chicken Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but he beats you at checkers and chess every time. I wish for a pet Parasaurolophus Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted. You receive a pet goldfish named Parasaurolophus. I wish I was 21 again Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, you will be never aging and stuck at 21, forced to watch everyone you care about age and pass on. I wish to be able to eat whatever I want Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, now whenever you want a solid inanimate object, you go and get it and then eat it. Enjoy the horrible indigestion! I wish for 100 gold-wrapped bars of chocolate. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Your chocolate is now covered in molten gold. I wish for a potato. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but its so rotten it's 80% mold and the other 20% is bugs. Enjoy! I wish for a working water balloon cannon. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, it is aiming at you. I wish for hugz 4 pugz Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but the pugs are feral and attack you. I wish for edible bars of soap that taste as good as they smell. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, you die from eating them. I wish I didn't have straight A's, I want straight F's! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted! You get expelled, and due to your lack of further education the only job you can get is driving a bakery truck for the rest of your life. You find out soon enough that you have Celiac disease and cannot even sample your cargo/ I wish for a Mercedes-Benz S Class in silver, that actually runs and is modern enough to be pretty. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, it has legs so it can run and has lipstick and makeup on. I wish for the earth to blow up. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but then the entirety of humanity colonizes mars. They kick you out into space for blowing up earth. I wish for a pet bird that won't poop on me, scream, make loud noises or attack people. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted. It makes noises I wish Darien can stop hitting me with his shovel Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 He stops for a second, then keeps hitting you. I wish I could play the guitar. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, but you can't afford a guitar. I wish I wasn't confined to a stupid little keyboard with only 4 octaves and not all the keys playable! Share this post Link to post
Posted December 3, 2014 Granted, on your new keyboard all the keys work but it only has 1 octave! I wish I had a sink proof boat Share this post Link to post
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