Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, but then all the good threads get moved to a password protected place where everyone but you gets in I wish for a jar of vaseline Share this post Link to post
Posted November 28, 2014 Ugh, worth it still. Granted, but it has toes in it. 1 W15H 4 1337 5P34K 70 N07 3X157 Share this post Link to post
Posted November 28, 2014 Granted. The wishing fairy doesn't know 1337 5p34k, but you wanted a new keyboard, right? I wish for Scrat from Ice Age to be my pet squirrel. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 28, 2014 Granted, the wishing fairy thinks you said scratch so you get a back scratcher from the cave man times. I wish for a wish that wishes to wish as it is a wish to be a wish that is a wish because it is a wish that can wish to be a wish as it is a wish. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 You have granted the wish fairy a migraine headache that it gives back to you. I wish I would win the lottery Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted. You can win the lottery now! But wait! It was always possible for you to win the lottery. The power was inside you all along. It's still incredibly unlikely, though. Good luck. I wish for a wish-granting entity that doesn't corrupt wishes. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted, you get me and I say I will not corrupt, but I lied. I wish for Nivvekk to play the game right Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 You have granted the wish fairy a migraine headache that it gives back to you. Granted, but now he spams the chat the second someone posts a wish and makes it "GRANTEDBUTNOWIAMSOHYPERRRANDYOUGETANNOYED" I wish my bandwidth would work so I can play Minecraft. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted, but it took you all your money so now you can't buy minecraft. I wish for Destroy the Godmodder to start back up, no one is posting. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted, but no one who posts follow the rules of the thread! I wish I had a new car. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted! It won't drive. I wish that pop-up add in the face thing could really happen in real life. It was funny. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted, but now computer viruses can infect people. I wish for more turkey Share this post Link to post
Posted November 29, 2014 Granted, you get another turkey, but the turkey is you. I wish for someone to give me 50 pies on tuesdays. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, but they will all be thrown at you. May I suggest a raincoat.... I wish for a vacation Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, you ask a police officer for a vacation to jail, turns out you will be on the vacation for longer than expected, but it's not your fault you didn't know you were top 10 most wanted! I wish 4 hugz Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. Error. Cannot comprehend "4 hugz". *Explodes* You have died. Game over. I wish that every day life was easier, for everyone. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, we become so complacent that we no longer feel it's lessened hardships. Also everyone gets really fat and lazy. I wish for whatever the fifth post on page 58 wished. Edited November 30, 2014 by Brotato Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) Granted. It's 3 inch long and made of cotton wool. I wish I had long(!) hair. Granted. You have long hair and you trip over it and it gets into everything. I know. I have long hair, I mean REALLY long, I don't trip over it unless I'm on all fours but it does get everywhere! I wish it were November 29th at 6:00 AM! Edited November 30, 2014 by blackgem14 Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. It's November 29th at 6AM... everywhere. The earth splits open and becomes a flat surface, before falling apart... everything is dead. I wish for a ham sandvich. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 It's made of human ham. I wish for a shiny pokemon. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. A magnetite has fallen in love with you electronic gadgets draining them of their power. None of them can turn on anymore and you have no way to access Dragon Cave! I wish for a loyal pet dragon in real life. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, not only is it so loyal it won't leave you alone, but it also scares away all your friends and family just by its presence and so you have no-one but the dragon for companionship. I wish I were a flip flop! (bursts out laughing) Can't wait to see how this turns out. Edited November 30, 2014 by blackgem14 Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) Granted! You're now a flip flop shoe sandal... thing. Now let me introduce you to my pet doberman. He can chew through a pair of designer sandals in under 60 seconds. Have fun! I wish for tree fiddy dorolo. Edited November 30, 2014 by Brotato Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted, but the wish fairy has no idea what that is, so you get sent into an alternate dimension. I wish for candy. Share this post Link to post
Posted November 30, 2014 Granted. You receive a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor jelly beans! I wish I had a real get out of jail (free pass) card Share this post Link to post
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