Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but all you received was a styrofoam globe. I wish I were indestructable! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you can't move. You're a living, inscrutable statue. I wish someone would help me tidy my flat... Edited February 24, 2015 by RockChick Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, you get murdered and the next day all your stuff is given to relatives. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, I have no wish to corrupt...or so it seems! You wish to get an egg from your pair of dragons, but those dragons get killed! I wish there was a wish to corrupt above and I didn't have to make one up! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 Granted and then, um...you have so may wishes you go crazy from the pressure. I wish I didn't have a headache. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) You lose your head. I wish for a pet lawn gnome. Edited February 24, 2015 by Evil sethoss Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 It turns into Gnomeo and Juliet ((I don't like it, I dont know if you do)) I wish this Ice egg would hatch already!! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 It does and then it's occupant eats you. I wish people would start respecting my boundaries. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 Granted but they started loving dinosaurs I wish I was a big dinosaur Share this post Link to post
Posted February 24, 2015 Granted and the government captures you for experimentations. I wish I didn't have allergies Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, now you trip every time you come within 5 feet of an animal... I wish I could breath underwater. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted and then you cannot breathe on land. I wish I didn't have to wait until March 18 to summon a GoN again Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 You don't have to, but instead of a GoN you get a Green dragon. I wish my pizza would hurry up and cook. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 It does, but then it turns into burnt toast I wish veggies didn't taste bad ((seriously, they do, and I cannot control it)) Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted but now everything else tastes like veggies I wish I had a keyblade Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, but then it is too small for use as a keyblade. I wish I had a computer Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, but the computer doesn't work. I wish I could have something to eat. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, you'll get to eat surströmming. I wish I'd have some chocolate. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted but a dinosaur smashed your chocolate I wish I can slash Valvatorez's ray Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted but I'm the only one who can actually use it. I wish I could kill anyone I want with my mind. Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted, but he didn't poke you back I wish I had a real pygmy dragon Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted but a dragon growled at you I wish a Velociraptor is angry Share this post Link to post
Posted March 6, 2015 Granted but you had claws I wish I was the clawed Tyrannosaurs Rex Share this post Link to post
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