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Granted, you get electrocuted  by the surge of power and three letter word starting with d that is not dog


I wish for a REAL pokemon

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Granted, but it has all the real emotional capabilities of a child, meaning it is completely dependent on your for its care, well-being and longevity. Any tournaments you enrol it in will slap you in prison for animal rights abuses and have your pokemon taken away from you.

 

I wish I had no coursework.

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You are now quadriplegic.

 

I wish someone would wash all the laundry for me.

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And they do - in boiling water and your clothes are now almost big enough for a teddy bear to wear.

 

I wish I weren't so tired all the time.

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You now have the metabolism of a hummingbird, and the aggression.

 

I wish my clothes were their normal size again.

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Granted, but normality doesn't exist anymore so your clothes now constantly phase between sizes, as favoured by some illegible law of quantum physics.

 

I want to be a bird for a day.

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Alright, your a bird for today, but today, a hawk is gonna swoop down and eat your guts. 
 

I wish to have my own haptic chair and body suit, along with a high tech OASIS console and visor. (From Ready Player One if you didn’t know)

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Granted, but you're stuck on the tutorial island thanks to a lesser known glitch (and the devs won't do anything about it.)

 

I seek ice cream. Lots of it.

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You find it a bit late.

 

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I wish someone would cook me a meal.

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Granted, but the meal is suited for algae. I bring you a lamp.

 

I wish I could have more eggslots.

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Done. They send transport links to TJ's take and leave page when an egg is picked up. 

 

I wish I was someone else entirely.

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Granted, you are now the alternate universe version of you where you decided to wear a green shirt on the 5 of September 2018.

I wish i stopped forgetting my passwords

 

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Granted, but, as the Greek myth of Tithonos points out, eternal life is not guaranteed to come in a box set with eternal youth.

 

I wish we had translations of Norse myths from before Snorri wrote his interpretation.

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