Posted May 10, 2021 Granted, but it has all the real emotional capabilities of a child, meaning it is completely dependent on your for its care, well-being and longevity. Any tournaments you enrol it in will slap you in prison for animal rights abuses and have your pokemon taken away from you. I wish I had no coursework. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2021 You are now quadriplegic. I wish someone would wash all the laundry for me. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2021 And they do - in boiling water and your clothes are now almost big enough for a teddy bear to wear. I wish I weren't so tired all the time. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 10, 2021 You now have the metabolism of a hummingbird, and the aggression. I wish my clothes were their normal size again. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 11, 2021 Granted, but normality doesn't exist anymore so your clothes now constantly phase between sizes, as favoured by some illegible law of quantum physics. I want to be a bird for a day. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 11, 2021 Alright, your a bird for today, but today, a hawk is gonna swoop down and eat your guts. I wish to have my own haptic chair and body suit, along with a high tech OASIS console and visor. (From Ready Player One if you didn’t know) Share this post Link to post
Posted May 11, 2021 Granted, but you're stuck on the tutorial island thanks to a lesser known glitch (and the devs won't do anything about it.) I seek ice cream. Lots of it. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 11, 2021 (edited) You find it a bit late. Spoiler I wish someone would cook me a meal. Edited May 11, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted May 12, 2021 Granted, but the meal is suited for algae. I bring you a lamp. I wish I could have more eggslots. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 15, 2021 Done. They send transport links to TJ's take and leave page when an egg is picked up. I wish I was someone else entirely. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 6, 2021 Granted, you are now the alternate universe version of you where you decided to wear a green shirt on the 5 of September 2018. I wish i stopped forgetting my passwords Share this post Link to post
Posted July 7, 2021 Granted, but you can only ever use the april fools full kanji keyboard to type them from now on. I wish my hamsters would live forever. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 7, 2021 Granted, but, as the Greek myth of Tithonos points out, eternal life is not guaranteed to come in a box set with eternal youth. I wish we had translations of Norse myths from before Snorri wrote his interpretation. Share this post Link to post
Posted June 14, 2023 The myths are really nasty. I wish that this tablet won't crash! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 23, 2023 That tablet will now freeze and softlock and have all other errors combined but not crash. I wish for immortality. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 30, 2023 Granted, but you're sick and frail 24/7. You'll never perish though! I wish I had an endless supply of McDonald's fries. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 30, 2023 Granted. Every conceivable container you open for the rest of your life will have a fresh batch of fries in it instead of what your are looking for. Including your fridge, clothes dresser, random tupperware, etc. I wish I had telekinetic powers. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 30, 2023 Granted. You can move a single aluminum drink can with your powers if you try real hard. I wish for a rainstorm. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 30, 2023 Granted. Don't forget to call Noah for an ark, though. I wish for the annoying distant music to stop. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 31, 2023 Granted. Except now there's no more music, and anyone who tries to play or make music will have their speakers or instrument break immediately. I wish for a bag of cheddar and kettle corn popcorn mix. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 31, 2023 You are now the bag of cheddar and kettle corn popcorn mix. Enjoy! I wish for less rain. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 31, 2023 Have fun with the drought! It's not gonna rain for another 100 years I wish my headache would go away. Share this post Link to post
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