Corrupt-A-Wish

[Path Light]

Granted but Larhal stole your level instead

 

I wish I can growl at Valvatorez

Edited March 20, 2015 by Path Light

[Yamato_K]

Granted, but every time you growl at them you get explosive diarrhea.

 

I wish for a lifetime of free food.

[rabbithaver]

Granted, but it can only be blue foods.

 

I wish my Thor comic would download faster.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but it is the last one you can download.

 

I wish I had a Phoenix Wright game.

[Yamato_K]

Granted, but it's broken.

 

I wish I could morph into a dragon.

[Path Light]

Granted but you morphed into a dinosaur

 

I wish I can growl at Esko_the_Wolf

[Naraku]

Granted, but once you growl at them, you sneeze wildly for hours.

 

I wish I can burn my math textbook.

[Valvatorez]

Granted but it comes back greater in math problems.

 

I wish there was more time to do stuff.

[Path Light]

Granted. You have less time to do anything

 

I wish I am the angry dinosaur

[Anniepimm]

Granted.. But angry dinosaur's died out so now you are a Fossil

 

 

I wish we could skip spring and go strait to summer

[Yamato_K]

Granted, but the temperature in summer will constantly be over 110° F.

 

I wish I had all the money in the world.

Edited March 24, 2015 by Yamato_K

[C88]

Granted, but you are immediatly crushed by the sheer weight of gold and silver.

 

I wish for an unlimited supply of candyfloss.

[Crithach]

Granted, but your mouth is sewn shut.

 

I wish I got an internship in a marketing agency.

[Path Light]

Granted but you did not get a job

 

I wish Darien can stop hitting me with a shovel

[Yamato_K]

Granted, but he hits you with a battle axe instead

 

I wish I hadn't eaten that second pulled pork slider...

[C88]

Granted, instead you ate a very moldy 3 year old pork slider.

 

I wish for the ability to go around insulting people without getting punished.

 

[Anniepimm]

Granted but now your muzzled and no sound comes out of your mouth..

 

 

I wish all wars would stop...

[Path Light]

Granted but the wars continued

 

I wish Valvatorez did not kill me

[Yamato_K]

Granted but now someone else is killing you.

 

I wish my clothes would clean themselves.

Edited March 25, 2015 by Yamato_K

[Valvatorez]

Granted but they become sentient and kill you.

 

I wish my game would load.

[Path Light]

Granted but it loads with dinosaurs

 

I wish WaterScorpion does not kill me

[Skystep6]

Granted. WaterScorpion does not kill you, instead he slaps you. A lot.

 

I wish a delicious cake for me and my friend :3

Edited March 27, 2015 by Skystep6

[Twilight-Stasis]

granted but it is coated in cement

 

I wish for a snow globe with a tiny mint dragon in it

[Path Light]

Granted but it was a dinosaur

 

I wish Valvatorez did not kill me on "My hill!" thread

[DragonxEmpress]

Granted, but he now throws pies at you wherever you go. There is no escaping that fate! You will live in pies, drenched in fruit juice.

 

I wish I had something to say for once. (Hehe.)