Corrupt-A-Wish

[Esko]

Granted, but then the government got scared and nuked you.

 

I wish I could respond to all my roleplays with a snap of my finger

[Path Light]

Granted but the Red Eyes Black Dragon will get angry

 

I wish Red Eyes Black Dragon #3792 can slash Darien's shovels with his claw

[DragonxEmpress]

Granted, but it slashes yours instead.

 

 

I wish for cookies. Lots and lots of them.

[Path Light]

Granted but a dragon burned your wish

 

I wish Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 can slash Valvatorez's ray

[Fightandspawn]

Granted but he dies in the impact!!!

 

 

I wish I could talk to animals..

[Path Light]

Granted but you talk to dinosaurs instead

 

I wish Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 can fly

[Yamato_K]

Granted but they could only fly vertically and flew out of the earths atmosphere and died from lack of oxygen.

 

I wish I had instant cleaning teeth. (Forgot to brush them last night lol)

[Path Light]

Granted but you have green teeth

 

I wish Haxx #148 is the angriest Velociraptor

[Esko]

Granted, but he goes after you.

 

I wish I could really flip a table in life (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ︵┻━┻

 

[Path Light]

Granted but you cannot

 

I wish Spittor #26 can growl at Valvatorez

[Esko]

Nobody knows who that is, so the wish is invalid.

 

I wish I could (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ︵┻━┻<---idiots at school

[Path Light]

Granted but you fail at doing that

 

I wish Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 can growl

[Esko]

Granted but it can only growl like a tiny puppy

 

I wish I could turn into a wolf

[Path Light]

Granted but you are a shark instead

 

I wish Chomper #78 can growl

[Esko]

Granted, but he grows so big he crushes the world,

 

I wish I could rule the world with my Yin Yang powers!

[Path Light]

Granted but a Velociraptor stopped you

 

I wish Chomper #91 can growl

[Esko]

((But nothing can stop darkness and light put together!))

 

Granted, but he crushes you.

 

I wish that annoying angry dinosaur will kneel!

[Path Light]

Granted but he will roar

 

I wish Red Eyes Black Dragon #4015 is the angry dragon

[dreamtosleep]

Granted. He eats your soul.

 

I wish that my pencils quit breaking all the time.

[sara4cows]

Granted, rubber pencils, only they have the stability of cooked spaghetti.

 

I wish for more sleep.

[dreamtosleep]

granted. you fall into a coma. Your friends and loved ones cannot tell if you are alive or dead, and they die around you.

 

I wish my computer had more than 5 hours of battery life.

[Naraku]

Granted, however, it becomes radioactive.

 

I wish for no homework.

[sara4cows]

Granted. All schoolwork is to be completed before you leave for the day, even if it takes all night.

 

I wish for a vacation in Jamaica.

Edited March 19, 2015 by sara4cows

[Path Light]

Granted but you went to Hong Kong instead

 

I wish Valvatorez can stop killing me

[Valvatorez]

Granted but someone else kills you more.

 

I wish Larhal would stop being level 1666

Edited March 20, 2015 by Valvatorez