Corrupt-A-Wish

[MetalDragon]

Granted but a higher power presses Ctrl-Z and undoes your wish

 

 

I wish that did not happen

[Twilight-Stasis]

granted, it didn't happen, along with everything else, resulting in a undone universe

 

I wish I could get rares other than Golden Wyverns

Edited September 2, 2015 by flame249

[Twilightdragon983]

Granted, you got a cb gold but it refuses every dragon you try to breed it with

 

I wish for my Faye lineage to be as popular as Thuweds

[sailing101]

Granted, it becomes so popular that TJ burns your scroll in a fit of jealousy.

 

 

 

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Edited September 4, 2015 by sailing101

[Twilightdragon983]

Granted, but that wish was corrupted before you received it in my mail.

 

I wish to be the next TJ

[sailing101]

Granted, but TJ bans you for impersonation.

 

I wish for all weapons on earth to stop working.

[m_overdone]

They all stop working, but now everybody has to hunt for their food, and with bare hands.

 

I wish I was taller.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you are as tall as the woman in the movie Attack of 50 foot Woman and everyone is afraid of you.

 

I wish I had my own starship

[m_overdone]

Granted, but it is old and broken down. Nobody's sure how to fix it.

 

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[Natayah]

Granted, but now Everybody named Will can no longer see you. Everyone else can.

 

I wish I could find a way to be productive while napping!

[sailing101]

Granted, you are now in a permanent sleepwalking coma.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for the knowledge and resources for making the perfect cheese.

[Lovecats]

Granted! Though it will be the strongest cheese ever to exist and just one crumb will cause tasters to drop down and violently gurgle.

 

I wish to have the powers of telekinesis.

Edited September 6, 2015 by lovecats99

[Dragnilu]

granted but you will probably go insane or do brain damage to yourself

 

i wish to go to japan

[Coryn02]

Granted, but you don't know a word of Japanese...

 

I wish to have the ability to instantly change my personality at will to anything, including my previous personalities.

[m_overdone]

Granted, but every time you change your personality, you lose a friend due to said change.

 

I wish I could shape-shift into anything (or anyone) I wanted, whenever I wanted.

[PixelShark]

Granted. However, every night you must now became a mouse and remain a mouse for at least three hours and live in a little mouse-hole.

 

I wish I had the uncanny ability to sense when Xenowyrms would drop in the Caves..

[Lovecats]

Wish granted but you now have the everlasting Xeno curse when Xenowyrms wrap themselves around your legs, rendering you unable to collect the eggs in time.

 

I wish for the ability to bring back broken items I severely regret destroying.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but your whole house is now filled with your restored treasures and there is nowhere for you to sit down or sleep.

 

I wish I had an indigo chesire cat.

[sailing101]

Granted. It follows you everywhere. Always Grinning. Always grinning. Grinning.

 

 

 

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Lovecats]

Granted! Long Fall Boots not included.

 

I wish I had the Gravity Gun!

[Wends]

Granted, but it's a cheap knockoff that does nothing but sparkle.

 

I wish I had some motivation to do anything.

[sailing101]

Granted, you are so motivated, you can't sleep.

 

I wish I had a pair of long fall boots

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but they have 8 inch stiletto heels and you can't walk in them.

 

I wish I had an olive drab jeep.

[Wends]

Granted - it's the best flimsy plastic knock-off hot wheels you've ever seen.

 

I wish I could sleep.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you fall asleep so peacefully and look so serene no one will wake you up and you sleep through breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

 

I wish I had a 200 gallon fish tank.