Corrupt-A-Wish

[Path Light]

Granted but you had a penny

 

I wish I can growl at Valvatorez

[SUP3RSPAWN3R]

Granted, but your attempt is as weak as the "every level except physical I am a wolf" guy's barking.

 

I wish it would rain magic.

[SULDhasno]

Granted, the magic that rains upon the world is made by some dark-sorcerer-guy that kills human beings and turns the majority of the survivors into dead-space-like necromorphs and becomes a sort of horror survival video game but this time it's real and you go insane and get killed and turned into a necrmorph

 

I wish Path Light would just... you know, stop growling and just stop in general

[Path Light]

Granted but you failed

 

I wish SULDhasno stop killing me

[Esko]

Granted but you find out he's really a demigod and he promptly erases you from existance

 

 

Granted, but Darien started doing the same thing. If they hit right, shovels can kill

 

I wish I had the power to sort through all my books, make my bed, and make my grandparents happy all in one snap

[Path Light]

Granted but your powers are useless

 

I wish I can growl at Esko_the_Wolf

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but you find out you cannot stop growling afterwards. You growl so much that your head asplodes.

 

 

I wish I had a Death Note.

[Path Light]

Granted but a Death Note is burnt

 

I wish I can stop all fights in Singapore

[bekhamliddell]

Wish granted, but the fights simply move to somewhere else.

 

I wish for five cats.

[BlitzDrake]

Wish granted but I hope you like tigers (big cats lol)

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[bekhamliddell]

Wish granted, but you are now stuck in an arctic climate.

 

I wish I had some food.

[Digital Decay]

You have food. Tons and tons of it! Only... well, it's cat food.

 

I wish I didn't think about someone so much.

[StormBirdRising]

Wish granted, but now you will think about someone else just as much.

 

I wish I could bring back the dead.

[Digital Decay]

OK, so you can now bring back the dead, but only one randomly chosen person per year.

 

I wish my life was less stressful.

[StormBirdRising]

Wish granted, but now you might become bored and get into deep trouble.

 

I wish I could still run a 6 minute mile.

[Digital Decay]

Sure! But you also, for some reason, just can't stop running... and running... and running... and running... you'll never again stand still.

 

I wish I had a funny movie to watch.

[StormBirdRising]

Wish granted, but you laugh so hard you spill your popcorn all over the place.

 

I wish I had a diamond the size of a peach.

[Digital Decay]

You now have a diamond the size of a peach... unfortunately, from now on, the whole underworld will be on the hunt for you and your shiny possession.

 

I wish I was a genius.

[StormBirdRising]

Wish granted, but it's nothing new, you always were a genius you just didn't know it, but now everyone knows it and everyone will come to you for ideas.

 

I wish I had Stradavarius.

Edited July 25, 2015 by StormBirdRising

[Digital Decay]

You now own a wonderful Stradivarius, but you've also turned deaf and can't hear yourself play it.

 

I wish I'd live in a lone house in the forest.

[StormBirdRising]

Wish granted, but it is a nine bedroom central hall colonial in Maine on the edge of the Mic Mac Indian burial grounds where Pet Semetary was filmed and you are afraid to go to sleep at night.

 

I wish I had an aircraft carrier.

[Digital Decay]

Wish granted... you never specified it had to be afloat, though. Have fun with your sunken, rusty aircraft carrier.

 

I wish I had the money to pursue all my hobbies.

[Lemniscate]

Wish granted, but it is in the form of virtual currency on a website that is written in total gibberish which only allows you to retrieve your money if you figure out how to type 'I want to retrieve my money' in total gibberish.

 

I wish I could eat all the food I wanted but never get hungry or full.

 

 

 

 

[Digital Decay]

OK, you can do that now. Uh, since you've already declined to feel hungry or full, you also won't taste anything, I hope you're okay with that.

 

I wish I could make sense of some people.

[sailing101]

Granted, everyone you touch turns into Pennies.

Oh? You didn't mean Cents?

Ok, everyone you touch dissolves into smelly gasses.

What, you didn't want scents?

 

Ok, everyone you meet fades into pure information. I hope that makes sense.

 

 

 

I wish for pie