Corrupt-A-Wish

[Path Light]

Granted, but you failed

 

I wish my warn would explode

[Anniepimm]

BOOOM Granted but it fizzles out...

 

 

I wish we had more laughter and fun in the world...

[KingSpinosaurus]

Granted,but everyone dies of a laughter fever!

 

I wish my sister wouldn't have broken my phone's screen xc

[WWECornSerpent]

Granted, but the rest of the phone is broken.

 

I wish my husband would work more at his job.

[cippisweetForForums]

Granted, but he is now there all the time and you never get to see him.

 

I wish a shiny female Sylveon

[RogueSunshine]

Granted. However, it has rock-bottom IVs and is therefore useless for battle.

I wish I were better at Yoga.

[Path Light]

Granted but your yoga is so bad not even I can growl

 

I wish I can growl

[KingSpinosaurus]

Granted,but you growl like a drunk goat

 

I wish I could work properly on PVC sheets

[Path Light]

Granted but you failed

 

I wish I can slash Esko_the_Wolf's scroll

[Esko]

Granted, but TJ burns your scroll AND locks your account for hacking

 

I wish I could I unleash my anger on everybody who messes with me

Edited June 17, 2015 by Esko_the_Wolf

[SULDhasno]

Granted, but now they unleash their anger on you for unleashing your anger on them and you die.

 

I wish I could play computer games

[Path Light]

Granted but you play them on the phone

 

I wish 2 cars can crash head on and explode

[CuteChikorita]

Granted, but they are toy cars.

 

I wish for the new pokémon game to come out sooner.

[RecycledHeart]

Granted but it's online player only.

 

I wish my bird would stop chewing on my shirt.

[CuteChikorita]

Granted, but now its chewing on your pants.

 

I wish for more good podcasts.

[Path Light]

Granted but you get bad podcasts

 

I wish I can get a motorbike

[MetalDragon]

Granted but it doesn't work

 

 

 

I wish I had a break already

[sailing101]

Granted, here is a break. .... ok time's up, back to work.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could stop and start time at will, and still be able to move while time is stopped

[RecycledHeart]

Granted but everyone else can do it too.

[Lady_Xera]

Hey what is your wish RecycledHeart?

[RecycledHeart]

I wish I had motivation to finish several drawings

[Path Light]

Granted but you drawings are bad

 

I wish I can growl at SULDhasno

[MetalDragon]

Granted but afterwards you have a heart attack for no reason and die.

 

 

I wish I had more chicken

[Path Light]

Granted but you had more duck

 

I wish I can growl at Esko_the_Wolf

[MetalDragon]

Granted but you had more duck

 

Granted but you find out he's really a demigod and he promptly erases you from existance

 

 

I wish I had infinite (real) money