Corrupt-A-Wish

[sailing101]

Granted. *turns you into a fly

 

 

I wish I could control spiders with my mind.

[Dragnilu]

Granted, but every time ou do it you become more like a spider

 

i wish i could become a dragon

[MyaMouse]

Granted. You are now a Mint Dragon.

 

I wish for a balloon.

[Eldrad]

granted but the ballon makes you float into space

 

I wish i had a pet wombat

[MyaMouse]

Granted. It flies away when you are sleeping.

 

I want those pretty ombre green sneakers I saw at Nike!

[Eldrad]

granted but they make you soo fast you slam into everything

 

 

I wish i was girrafe

 

PS wombats dont fly: https://www.google.com/search?q=wombats&sou...iw=1600&bih=763

[MyaMouse]

granted but they make you soo fast you slam into everything

 

 

I wish i was girrafe

 

PS wombats dont fly: https://www.google.com/search?q=wombats&sou...iw=1600&bih=763

Was looking at the wrong animaaal

Granted. Your head crashes through the celing, giving you a concussion ('cause I doubt you're outside at this hour).

 

I wish for a robot that will do all my homework.

 

[m_overdone]

Granted, but the robot is going to Robot University and you need to do its homework in turn.

 

I wish that I wasn't so tired all the time.

[Dragnilu]

granted but you can never sleep again.........and you are energetic all the time

 

i wish i could go to parallel worlds

[Windra]

Granted, but every time you enter one, you put the entire multiverse in peril. Rifts open everywhere, meteors strike the earth... I sure hope you're happy.

 

I wish I was the most talented artist in the world!

[Dragnilu]

granted but every time you paint something in the next 3 hours it dissapiers

 

i wish i could control every element like fire water and air

[cippisweetForForums]

Granted. You spontaneously combust.

 

 

I wish I had a real Yo-Kai Watch, and I also wish Yo-Kai were real.

[Dragnilu]

granted but you can only have one and it doen't listen to you

 

i wish i could be funny

[Blizzardrush]

You're so funny that everyone laughs at you and you turn into a hermit crab.

 

I wish I'm a monarch!

[Mirhana]

Granted. Of an otherwise uninhabited island somewhere in the Pacific.

 

I wish I had a doppelganger to do my presentation for me!

[WolfMomma21]

Granted, but your doppelganger does a horrible job of it.

 

I wish I could draw better

[AncientFyre]

Granted but the drawing is invisible.

 

I wish I had a real pet dragon.

[Mirhana]

Granted. It sneezes and accidentally burns down your house while you're sleeping. What a tragic death!

 

I wish it didn't get dark so early in winter!

[Dragnilu]

granted, now all day it's sunny and you can't sleep

 

i wish summer break would be longer

[Zeditha]

Granted, you now have only one day of school a year. You can never learn anything and will fail all exams.

 

I wish I was a dragon.

[Exorian]

granted, but you become a drawing of a dragon.

 

I wish the Smash DLC would come out already.

[Draconiusultamius]

granted, but you become a drawing of a dragon.

 

I wish the Smash DLC would come out already.

Granted, but it becomes recalled one hour later. The few hundred copies that were sold go on sale on e-bay for $12 million per game. Good luck...

 

I wish I could become less socially awkward.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but then you make so many friends that you don't ever have any time to yourself and are always busy with social activities.

 

I wish I could live on Valkemare and be friends with all of my dragons!

[Darien]

Granted, you get too live on Valkemare, but not with your dragons. You get too live with Barney the dinosaur and friends...

 

I wish I could fly...

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you accidentally fly into restricted air space and are guided in by 2 F-22s and end up on the evening news.

 

I wish I could go home for Christmas.