Corrupt-A-Wish

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you sleep through the day that golds and silvers rained down in the cave for 24 hours.

 

I wish I had a CB magma.

[Twilight-Stasis]

granted, but now your house is on fire

 

I wish I had air conditioning

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now all of your eggs have icicles on them, and so do you.

 

I wish I had a BBQ grill.

[Windra]

Granted-- but too bad-- it's a little faulty. Whenever you turn the grill on, it erupts into flames and torches all of your food.

 

I wish I could shapeshift!

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but you can't control it and you keep scaring people by shifting into a magma.

 

I wish I had my own swimming pool.

[Twilight-Stasis]

Granted but all the water is drained out of it

 

I wish I could beat the Shagaru Magala

[MetalDragon]

Granted, but you cannot beat the next boss

 

 

I wish I had someone to play Smash with

 

 

[Ælex]

Granted. But they main dong and wipe the floor with you every single time.

 

I wish for unfathomable riches!

 

 

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you have to spend all your time guarding your riches.

 

I wish for a golden songbird.

[Twilight-Stasis]

Granted but they sing your least favourite song

 

I wish that I had awesome super powers

[Ælex]

Granted. But water becomes your cryptonite.

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but now you are spending all of your time wishing and wishing.

 

I wish for a magma that would always give me an egg.

[sailing101]

Granted, it always gives you eggs of common cave blockers.

 

I wish for world peace.

[m_overdone]

Everything is very peaceful now... but that may or may not be because humans no longer seem to exist.

 

I wish I had more comfortable dress clothes.

[GoldeenTrix]

Granted, but now they are the only type of clothes you have.

 

I wish I had motivation to do my homework.

[m_overdone]

You have your motivation to do homework - an intense, burning desire that can never fully be satisfied. You are now constantly wanting more homework.

 

I wish I could sing in tune.

[sailing101]

Granted, but you can only sing one song.

 

It is the song that never ends.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Xenoblade chronicles X was out already.

[MetalDragon]

Granted but it costs a billion dollars

 

 

I wish I didn't have to study

[sailing101]

Granted, you just got expelled.

 

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[Ælex]

Granted. You get 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars.

 

I wish for a time machine.

[sailing101]

Granted, but it can only move in 5 second bursts, and takes 5 seconds to charge.

And then there is the obvious problem of moving back in time over such a small interval would obviously mean that it would arrive intersecting with itself on the atomic level, which would cause a catastrophic explosion, followed by the paradox of how did it travel back to destroy itself if it was already destroyed by itself.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly without crashing

[RecycledHeart]

Granted but now you're stuck up there unable to come down for food or water.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[MetalDragon]

Granted, you don't have to go to school because you are dead

 

 

I wish I had infinite Coke

[StormBirdRising]

Granted, but the order got mixed up and now you have hundreds of cases of Pepsi.

 

I wish I could get some of the lunar eggs without misclicking and getting things I don't want.

[sailing101]

Granted, but you are swarmed by viewspammers.

 

 

I wish that people knew that to corrupt a wish you still have to grant the wish, and not simply do something like, guy wishes for coke, get's Pepsi instead, because you still have to grant the wish, instead of just not granting it