Badly Named Dragons: Part Deux

Amazon_warrior · July 7, 2013

My latest bronze Shimmer...

dragongrrl · July 7, 2013

My latest bronze Shimmer...

^ That looks slightly knotty to me!

Joni Mintchell

Prepositions to, on, in...

John Belushi (TO-ga! TO-ga! TO-ga!)

Okay, back to my corner...

Dimar · July 11, 2013

Yep, I got more. I like to go with naming schemes for releases, and this time I went with inside jokes/memes of the #descripdoom channel. They're mostly jokes between Vexy and I...

MM Milk and Insect Legs

MM STOP PINGING HEX

Ohgod, these are DREADFUL names. Poor dragons.

LibbyLishly · July 12, 2013

http://dragcave.net/lineage/Mbaxi

Well, I SUFFERED

Best. GoN. Name. EVER.

I don't use a ton of funny names, but here's a few that wound up there:

This Is Not My Fault

Daughter of the above: It Was The Wine

Mom Am I The Spawn Of Satan

You Were Supposed To Be A Gift

Blue At Last Luminarium (It took me forever to get a CB Nebula that alted blue.)

With Sprinkles Futterwacken

You Can't See Me I'm Hiding

Swiss Cheeslet

I Dub Thee Cheese

A Leetle Cheesy

...most of my Pillows are pretty silly, including such names as:

Puff the Magic Futterwacken

Snuffleupagus Futterwacken

Snuggle Bunny Futterwacken

Lucy In The Sky With Fluff

Sleep Number Futterwacken

fallen_leaf · July 12, 2013

Aaaaall my unbreedables. Especially the Dinos, poor dears.

http://dragcave.net/lineage/m20NS

http://dragcave.net/lineage/dohNt

http://dragcave.net/lineage/GHcIy

http://dragcave.net/lineage/CHkWP

http://dragcave.net/lineage/pCBQ2

http://dragcave.net/lineage/obtF8

http://dragcave.net/lineage/OOL7r

http://dragcave.net/lineage/D8mCG

http://dragcave.net/lineage/sHaxn

http://dragcave.net/lineage/UG7Pb

As for the Vampire Army, I've taken to name them for whatever silly thing goes on in my head at the moment. Sometimes it's quotes, other times it's things like "OMG I GOT A GoN", other times I'm whinging about the heat... There's more than a hundred now, so I won't copy-paste them all, but if you want to have fun, they're all on the first page =>

http://dragcave.net/user/fallen_leaf

Edited July 12, 2013 by fallen_leaf

Red2111 · July 12, 2013

Aaaaall my unbreedables. Especially the Dinos, poor dears.

http://dragcave.net/lineage/m20NS

http://dragcave.net/lineage/dohNt

http://dragcave.net/lineage/GHcIy

http://dragcave.net/lineage/CHkWP

http://dragcave.net/lineage/pCBQ2

http://dragcave.net/lineage/obtF8

http://dragcave.net/lineage/OOL7r

http://dragcave.net/lineage/D8mCG

http://dragcave.net/lineage/sHaxn

http://dragcave.net/lineage/UG7Pb

As for the Vampire Army, I've taken to name them for whatever silly thing goes on in my head at the moment. Sometimes it's quotes, other times it's things like "OMG I GOT A GoN", other times I'm whinging about the heat... There's more than a hundred now, so I won't copy-paste them all, but if you want to have fun, they're all on the first page =>

http://dragcave.net/user/fallen_leaf

lmfao @ the Severus rant in vamps 74-128

that seriously just made my day

fallen_leaf · July 12, 2013

lmfao @ the Severus rant in vamps 74-128

that seriously just made my day

I looooooove Snape. But yeah, I'm not blind either. I had a lot of fun writing it too!

dragongrrl · July 12, 2013

Blood Mooney

Okay, I know. Back to the corner.

Confused Cat · July 19, 2013

I assumed the original "Wheaton's Law" would not be allowed as a name. So I caught my first chicken just to be able to name her Don't Be A Duck.

dracopenguin · July 19, 2013

lmfao @ the Severus rant in vamps 74-128

that seriously just made my day

Yep, me to. Because it's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I read that particular quote!

missy_ · July 19, 2013

lmfao @ the Severus rant in vamps 74-128

that seriously just made my day

This was very funny, fallen leaf.

Thanks for the laughs!

missy

Edited July 19, 2013 by missy_

5icky · July 19, 2013

I'm confused.. why are these bad names?

I have a lot of stupid names i'm willing to post once i figure out this thread

dracopenguin · July 20, 2013

My two Seragammas are called I'm A Buzzard and I'm A Hawk, my Teimar is called I'm A Seabird, and my Blacktips are called I'm A Seagull and I'm A Black-Headed Gull Actually Poor new release dragons. It could be worse; one of my Black Teas is called Keep Calm And Drink Tea (her mate, however, is Prof Layton, a name any dragon would be proud to have) while my Copper is called Find A Penny Pick It Up. If I ever get another CB Copper, it's going to be called All Day Long You'll Have A Penny.

DigitalGarden · July 20, 2013

Funny and random names? Okay.

http://dragcave.net/lineage/7N9Wv "This Plant Is Growling At Me"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/HOCJu "Definitely not a bat"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/SQkDP "She Refuses To Eat Soup" - she refuses to produce eggs as well.

http://dragcave.net/lineage/hevV2 "Hybrid Electric Vehicle V2" - vrooommm I'm a car.

http://dragcave.net/lineage/Ya1GA "There Is Nothing In The Fridge"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/lNOaK "Floating Pretzel"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/HLG2D "A Horribly Unoriginal Name"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/StPG5 "Azcjsdfsdfhjsafg TACATA" ...ookay, actually inspired by a very popular song...

http://dragcave.net/lineage/RtCYH "Someone Sat On A Campfire"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/qabRD "Summer Faucet" - just keeping the naming pattern, hehe.

http://dragcave.net/lineage/YBioL "Royal Peanut Butter"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/HvmPb "Heeey Is That A Jelly Worm"

http://dragcave.net/lineage/eJPoJ "Until I met a Rainbow Hippo"

Perhaps there are many more.

MysticTiger · July 20, 2013

Blacktips are called I'm A Seagull and I'm A Black-Headed Gull Actually Poor new release dragons.

I have a Blacktip named "I am not a Seagull". LOL

Shadlok · July 20, 2013

Herk does le CanCan with Bananas

The pending description is:

"Herk does le CanCan with Bananas" screeches a Gold dragon.

CanCan Herk, as this particular dragon is referred to, is rumored to have seen something so utterly horrifying that he never even blinks. Endlessly, he stares at a wall and can speak only one line of the trauma that he witnessed. "Herk does le CanCan with Bananas!" Many dragons have tried to get through to him, even more have tried to gag him and shut him up when he screams in the night, rocking backwards and forwards.

Many have speculated that a Herk must be a terrible monster, capable of luring innocent dragons and then feasting on their brains, using bananas as spoons and leaving only a terrible memory of the event and the Herk-monster dancing away with its banana spoons.

Others just think CanCan Herk is insane, and had no brains to begin with. The latter is the more probable.

CassiopeaVixen · July 20, 2013

My favorite Terribly Named split pair just produced a new eggie. If anyone here would like to adopt it and give it a really silly name, please let me know!

Split egg for adoption --

Mother: Tonight We Dine In Hell

Father: Tomorrow I'm Thinking Arby's

I have a dragon named Dairy Queen for Dessert. I was figuring out weird names for some of them and when I saw this post, I had to try it and see if anyone had taken it.

dracopenguin · July 21, 2013

Herk does le CanCan with Bananas

The pending description is:

"Herk does le CanCan with Bananas" screeches a Gold dragon.

CanCan Herk, as this particular dragon is referred to, is rumored to have seen something so utterly horrifying that he never even blinks. Endlessly, he stares at a wall and can speak only one line of the trauma that he witnessed. "Herk does le CanCan with Bananas!" Many dragons have tried to get through to him, even more have tried to gag him and shut him up when he screams in the night, rocking backwards and forwards.

Many have speculated that a Herk must be a terrible monster, capable of luring innocent dragons and then feasting on their brains, using bananas as spoons and leaving only a terrible memory of the event and the Herk-monster dancing away with its banana spoons.

Others just think CanCan Herk is insane, and had no brains to begin with. The latter is the more probable.

That is wonderful! Someone should make a list of all the dragons with Herk/Dimar descriptions, there seems to be rather a lot...

dragongrrl · July 21, 2013

http://dragcave.net/lineage/0TbAd

DorkJulian · July 21, 2013

Amazon_Warrior> So YOU'RE the one with the "Gniess Cleavage" bronze shimmer! I saw that and wanted to shake the hand of whatever geology geek named that one. ;

http://dragcave.net/lineage/DJp69 No Whey Just Curds

http://dragcave.net/lineage/hNDeR I AM MALE TO HINDER BREEDING (see what I did thar?)

http://dragcave.net/lineage/muEdX Atlas Shimmied

http://dragcave.net/lineage/YbP0A Noel Howard's Ear Infection (his parents...)

http://dragcave.net/lineage/AkzLq Fyeah Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle

http://dragcave.net/lineage/GUNPk Ash's Boomstick

http://dragcave.net/lineage/aqALQ Shop S-Mart

http://dragcave.net/lineage/tBs0G There Was No Monster

http://dragcave.net/lineage/LRgZf Together We Can BE Justice

http://dragcave.net/lineage/H0d3X Your Soul Was Lost in THE RIVAAH

http://dragcave.net/lineage/q3WvU Lensssflaaaaaaaaaaare

http://dragcave.net/lineage/fuwp9 PRODUCTION VALUE