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Badly Named Dragons: Part Deux

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Vine - Vine tired of lame jokes

Black- I Iz Retired Ninja

Gold- Grrrr All The Ink Disappeared

Grey- I R Not A Twister

Pink male- I Eated Too Many Plushies

Split-Im Not Blurple But Blue

 

My babies must hate me xd.png

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Read all the names in this lineage, I love them!

 

http://dragcave.net/lineage/i5TFX

 

I finally came up with a name to fit the theme, though I don't think it is as good.

Edited by Nectaris

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I have a lot, and I usually breed and abandon eggs for people to find them and hopefully laugh at the funny names. Click the thumbs to see them all. smile.gif

 

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I Shall Be KING, the female Gold. I especially love her description. tongue.gif

 

To go with King, I have The One Above Me Is Confused. Strangely, Confused's description hasn't been accepted yet despite the fact that I submitted both descriptions around the same time.

 

And believe me, these aren't the only ones with crazy names on my scroll. Some Dragons Want To Watch The World Burn, after all! xd.png

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Reading this thread is making me want to start creating weird names. xd.png

 

Only strange names I have are this guy, whose description I really wish would go through already, and this guy, named to go with his parents.

 

Edit: And I just named this one.

Edited by Kovia

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Two of my Turpentine dragons are 'You Farted' and 'No I Didn't Fart'.

 

 

Sometimes I just give them silly names because, with so many dragons, it's getting harder to think up good ones.

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Heh. I have a list...

 

Original Blue Split - Gone With The Wind Again (parents are Rhett and Scarlet x Blue and Jean)

Gilded Bloodscale - I'm Tired of Lagging Behind (code was LaGyG)

Zombie - Finally Dead and Gone (took me 2 years to kill a certain whiptail)

Chicken - Chickidee Dee

Red-finned Dorsal - She Came In On The Tide

Red-finned Dorsal - He Left Me On The Beach

 

Olive Dragons (in order):

Dry Martini Shaken Not Stirred

Poisoned Olive In That Martini

Killed By The Poisoned Olive

My Pimento May Be Poisoned

He Had It Coming

 

Hellfire - I'm Grumpy But I'm Not A Dwarf

Sweetling - Valentine's Day Is Overrated

Vampire - Madeline Ashton Is Dead (sendup to "Death Becomes Her")

Magma - One Point Twenty-One Gigawatts

Ember - I'm Hot You're Not

 

Pinks (I was going through a LOLCats phase at one time):

U Needz Blusher

I Haz Blemish

U Haz Pimples

Xfoliate Daily

I Haz PMS

U Needz Midol

Oyle Uv Ole

Noxemah Kreem

Yes I Haz Bedhead

I'm Pinky And I Know It

I'm Somebody Who Are You

To You From Me Pinky Lee

My Baloney Has A 1st Name

From Me To You Peggy Sue

My Sweet Baboon

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Pretty

Be Jealous of My Pinkness

 

Horse Dragon - I'm A Pretty Pony See Me Prance

Neotropical - Who Stole My Orange

Neotropical - I Ate His Orange

Pygmy - Itty Bitty Pygmy Committee

White Stripe - They Found Me on Ebay

Purple Dorsal - Michael Winslow Is Psychotic (Michael Winslow is the guy who does the sound effects in "Police Academy)

Geode - Fluffy

Stone - Not A Geode

White - Consider My Mind Blown

White - My Bend and Snap is Da Bomb

 

Reds:

Face Meet Palm

Head Meet Desk

Foot Meet Mouth

Face Meet Desk

Anger Management Doesn't Work

I'm Angry And I Know It

Red Robin - Yummmm

I Beg To Differ

I Beg Your Pardon

You Be Trippin

He Rubbed Your Face In It

I Rubbed Your Face In It

 

Mint - Your Argumint Is Invalid

Gray - (I won't post all the names because I did the entire song lyrics of "Cool Rider" from the movie "Grease 2")

 

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Just check my scroll. Just check my scroll. You'll find out. smile.gif

"Grapefruit Painting" and "Die as a Sandwich" cracked me up. xd.pngbiggrin.giftongue.gif

 

As of yesterday I now have a Speckle Throated named "Curly hair full of spoilers" and a Sunsong named "Still not the Face of Boe".

Edited by Butterflyzilla

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I will stab you with my nose

Crowing the PrinceForgot the n in crowning but left it as is because it sounded hilarious to me xd.png

Punching Jillianworkaholics <3

Shh he's coming

Hello Kitty KawaiiAvril going off the deep end lol

Twenty Avocados

Farting on a Train

Why can't I be pretty

One Mushroom Too Many

Kentuckey Fried Children

 

These were the funniest to me on my scroll xd.png I have some pretty random names lol

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I have one named Globglobglobbityglob.

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