Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Naraku]

Don't do that! That'll actually make the lag worse. You gotta take the battery out (hopefully it's not glued on...) then shake only the battery. Reinstall and the phone should be completely lag-free.

Why did the time go back a hour today?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I forget who, but one player has a ton of Verma Drakes and Ghasners. They got together and started a squabble with the Equinoxes, and they disrupted things astronomically. The Equinoxes are really angry about it. It'll be some time next year before they can fix it.

 

What's Black Friday? It sounds scary.

 

 

[Spiteful_Crow]

11 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

What's Black Friday? It sounds scary.

 

A soulless, artificially created corporate holiday dedicated to greed and suffering. (Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to give the actual answer...)

 

It's a nice day to stay home and relax with something good to read, or watch something entertaining on an enchanted glowing box.

 

Say, who invented this mysterious glowing box, anyway...?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The Arcana that's hiding in the bushes over there.

 

Are you going to open it?

[Lagie]

*hands it to Pandora*

 

Now what?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't think a music service can open a box so that Arcana is going to be lurking for a while.

 

What's with all the endless pleading for salt coming from the Trading Hub? 

 

 

Edited November 8, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 11/7/2022 at 7:26 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

What's with all the endless pleading for salt coming from the Trading Hub?

 

It's to combat the giant slug infestation. They're slimier than a herd of Waterhorses.

 

Why is the zombie tower game unwinnable?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

On 11/9/2022 at 2:31 AM, Spiteful_Crow said:

Why is the zombie tower game unwinnable?

TJ's time limit. There is a way to hold off the zombies indefinitely. But the companies won't deliver packages during the holidays if the yard is full of zombie parts.

 

I found the missing salt. It was in my can of clam chowder soup the whole time....

 

Who's been giving out my number to spammers?

[StarKaabii]

That butler from the murder mystery game.

 

Why do Black Tea hatchlings look like sphinx cats?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

So everyone who plays DC has a chance to have a cool cat by freezing the hatchling.

 

Why are none of my male Nebulas gendering red or blue?

[StarKaabii]

Because those are super-rare colors that are only obtainable if you have caught at least 305 CB Stats.

 

How do I get an ungendered Neglected Dragon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Reversal of Time - requires a cotillian of Verma Drakes.

 

When did this thread turn into Things Not To Say To A Newbie?

[StarKaabii]

At precisely 8:32-ish

 

How do you breathe?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

With a bit more mucus than is necessary.

 

Where's my drink gone?

[Lagie]

With the rum.

 

What's up with that?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That worst pirate you ever heard of turned up again. Yeah, it was him.

 

Does the moonlight reveal who you are?

[StarKaabii]

Only if you’re a werewolf.

 

How do I learn telekinesis?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

From books in one of the first nonfiction sections of the library. Look for occult, then just stare at the shelf until one book falls off. That'll be it.

 

Aren't occult books supposed to be kept in a special access only room?

[cicici-cecilia]

no, because nobody has the time to.

 

do cats like cake?

Edited November 27, 2022 by cicici-cecilia

[StarKaabii]

Mine do.

Literally. Something is wrong with my cats.

 

What would the moon taste like if I bit it?

[Lagie]

Cheese.

 

Can I eat this moldy cheese?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It depends on what sort of mold is growing on it. Is it cheese mold or decay mold?

 

Do you have a microscope?

[StarKaabii]

Sure I do! *holds up a telescope*

 

How do I make a sandwich?

[Lagie]

Head to the beach. Start with some sand.

 

What's going on over there?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*hides eggs* Not a thing.

 

Did you have something planned?