Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lagie]

Mebbe.

 

How do we do this?

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 11/27/2022 at 4:09 PM, Lagie said:

How do we do this?

 

Noodle Implements. Especially with Noodle Dergons.

 

Why do people insist on holiday decorating when they have cats? Do they just enjoy a challenge?

[Lagie]

Monkeys love Christmas.

 

What's with twelve days?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Two days less than two weeks.

 

My Christmas wreath needs more oomph. How do I set it on fire?

[Lagie]

Flamethrower.

 

How do I craft things?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

By spending more money than you could buy the things pre-made. for. 

 

Where do we get money?

[Lagie]

Trees.

 

What can I do with salmon skin?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Apply more lotion. Maybe a sea salt scrub first, dampen it good, then use the deluxe moisturizing or extra hydrating kind.

 

I keep finding wild eggs in nests on the ground, but there are no birds.  They're not dragon eggs. Is the rabbit laying eggs?

[casprrr]

It's the Easter Bunny who forgot what holiday season we're in.

 

Why is my character wearing a parka when indoors?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They spent so much time outside that the fire in the stove went out. 

 

I uncovered my plants. Anyone know a good necromancer?

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 12/28/2022 at 8:54 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

I uncovered my plants. Anyone know a good necromancer?

 

Don't you mean a necroplantser?

 

Why can't I hold all these eggs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

On 12/30/2022 at 5:31 AM, Spiteful_Crow said:

Why can't I hold all these eggs?

They're much too expensive right now. You have to put each one in a separate cushioned box.  And hire a Guardian Dragon.

 

Should I be mean and not breed my Vermeils this year?

[Spiteful_Crow]

12 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Should I be mean and not breed my Vermeils this year?

 

Your choice, but I heard doing so will lead to seven years of bad luck on DC, especially during subsequent Valentines. Also, you'll constantly be stepping on legos.

 

Why don't people just put away their legos or wear slippers indoors like a sensible person?

 

 

[catstaff]

Because kids love watching and hearing their parents hopping around holding one foot while cussing a blue streak.

 

Why does cussing leave blue streaks instead of red streaks anyway?

[Spiteful_Crow]

7 hours ago, catstaff said:

Why does cussing leave blue streaks instead of red streaks anyway?

 

Well, blue is for words and red is physical. Most people can see the red streaks, but only people with synesthesia can see the blue ones, as can magic users, like dragons.

 

Why don't we have dragons on our planet? Did they all go extinct like the dinosaurs or decide to leave this planet for another one?

[catstaff]

Neither. Actually, it was the Ancient Aliens that successfully transported (kidnapped) all dragons from this world to somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.

 

Why do I keep procrastinating when I need to get both a new chapter of my WIP plus a "Valentine's Special" one-shot written for Tuesday?

[Spiteful_Crow]

7 hours ago, catstaff said:

Why do I keep procrastinating when I need to get both a new chapter of my WIP plus a "Valentine's Special" one-shot written for Tuesday?

 

Because you are a cat. Cats excell at procrastination.

 

Why do people get so hyped up about Superb Owls? What about the mediocre owls? They need love too.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We don't reward mediocrity. We ignore its value and demand greatness. Then we demand the great stop making the rest of us look bad.

 

 

Has anyone ever in the history of the world called an owl mediocre before?

[catstaff]

I'm reasonably certain that Ares called Athena's owl mediocre if not outright lame at some point, because he's just like that.

 

Why do the Greek gods tend to behave like a bunch of preschoolers?

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 2/17/2023 at 9:09 PM, catstaff said:

Why do the Greek gods tend to behave like a bunch of preschoolers?

 

Having incredibly long lifespans means they spend a lot more time acting childish. It can take them centuries to mature.

 

Why did we name the planets in our solar system after the Roman gods, who were essentially copycat knock-offs of the original Greek pantheon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Geeks prefer more obscure references to show off their geekiness.

 

If carrots have tops, why is it hard to get them to spin?

[Lagie]

You spin me right 'round, baby.

 

How do I do this?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You spin around until you're dizzy then put your left hand on the green circle without losing your balance.

 

Do we need a full deck of Uno cards to play Twister?

[catstaff]

Of course not, just a full case of adult beverages.

 

Why don't my fingers want to move the way I'm telling them to?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Pickpocketing is a learned skill, not a natural ability. 

 

Why do I keep procrastinating?

 

Edited March 3, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise