Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[sugarfreesugar]

Because I wanted to know!

 

Why's the sky blue?

[Lagie]

Because flamingoes are pink.

 

How do I do that?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You don't. You go take a nap.

 

Why would you want to do that?

[Lagie]

Because.

 

How do I get rid of the cologne stench?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Light lots of matches.

 

How do we get rid of the burning smell?

[sugarfreesugar]

Stop lighting matches!

 

Why's it so dark in here?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I am in here and you won't let me light matches.

 

Can I use lighters?

 

Edited September 7, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

Outside use only.

 

Why is the stench still there?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I'm not allowed to light incense, either.

 

Why doesn't anyone trust me with fire?

[catstaff]

Because we all know better.

 

What happened to your flashlight?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The dwellers at the bottom of the well ate it.

 

How did I know you'd be the one to show up with the receipts?

Edited September 8, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

You're psychic like that, I guess.

 

What made you buy all this stuff anyway?

[catstaff]

It's called retail therapy. If you shop carefully enough, it's less expensive than actually seeing a shrink.

 

Why aren't you out shopping with the rest of us?

[Lagie]

My hoise is too full of LEGO for anything else to fit.

 

Where do I put all this stuff?

[sugarfreesugar]

Build more houses using your legos and keep your stuff in those 

 

Where is Funky Town?

[purplehaze]

It's in Funky land of course.

 

What is a Funky?

[sugarfreesugar]

It's a type of tropical toad, known for its unmatched groove and the hotness of its skanking.

 

What's the hip new dance-craze of the 21st century?

[Lagie]

The Hokey Pokey

 

How do I do it?

[sugarfreesugar]

Well, you put your right foot in and your right foot out and your right foot in and your right foot out and your right foot in and your right foot out and your right foot in and your right foot out and your right foot in and your right foot out and your...

 

... What are the other moves again?

[Lagie]

Shake it all about!

[The lady mislabelled my LEGO entry - it was supposed to be Left Foot In!]

 

How do I fix that?

[purplehaze]

You can't!

 

Do LEGO blocks have feet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. They walk like caterpillars when no one is looking.

 

Have you found their cocoons yet?

[ednfall]

i found them in the LEGO leaves, in the LEGO trees!

 

have you seen the LEGO butterflies?

[purplehaze]

No, but I'm pretty sure @Lagie has has them!

 

What happened to my other sock?

 

 

 

 

[Lagie]

The butterflies ate it.

 

How do I do this now???