Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Trebonth]

Now watch, and learn, here's an answer, in the net you can see it.

Wait, why did I sing like it was WANO?

[LadyMadonna]

The mule ate them.

How does time fly?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Like fruit on a plate.

 

Where are all the plates?

 

 

[Trebonth]

Dunno, I threw them all out; seemed unnecessary for a Pokemon except for pushing a little extra in dungeons.

What time does the fly have?

[Lagie]

Buzz o'clock.

 

What does it matter?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It doesn't and it never did.

 

Where does the water in the faucet come from?

[Lagie]

Faucet-topia

 

What's that noise?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Pinhole in the waterpipe. Think of it as the indoor misting system keeping things cool.

 

Where's the Slip'n'Slide?

[Trebonth]

In Antarctic ice shelf, of course!

Is this forum free of Pinkie Pies?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yeeesss... not a one.

 

Have any interdimensional incidents happened today?

[Trebonth]

Timelines jumping left and right, anomalies being detected everywhere... just your normal day.

And what's a Cirno?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Some kind of fruit that drakes like to eat.

 

Where does the wind come from?

[Trebonth]

The hellscape, of course! You know, why tornados are formed? They're portals to hell!

For real now, where can I get Touhou 0.1?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

O'Reillys. 

 

Who put this here?

 

[Lagie]

Bob.

 

Why is the sky blue?

[Trebonth]

Skidabobble, because I'm feeling blue.

Where are others right now?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Still in bed. 

 

Why are you up?

[Trebonth]

I've just got a lot of Temples and Universities. The Age of Empires 2 kind of ones.

Where can I buy water?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have bring a sacrifice to the pygmy dragons that like to sun themselves on the well cover.

 

Do you have your own bucket?

[Naraku]

Yeah, but I forgot the password for it.

Why does this thread have 98 pages? Some other threads in this subforum have fewer or more...

[Lagie]

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

How do we fix that?

[purplehaze]

You need a stupid wrench.

 

Where can we find one?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

In a box of chocolates.

 

Does that mean we have to wait until they put the Christmas candy out? 

[Edenello]

No, we have to wait for the chocolate fairy.

 

Who is the chocolate fairy?

[Lagie]

Toblerone

 

Why are trees green?