Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'll never tell, because I fear the sock gnomes' wrath.

 

What's in the cookie jar?

[purplehaze]

My sock!

 

Now where are my shoes?

[Chaos Rider]

On my feet, they're very comfortable

 

Why do you even have shoes? You're a dragon without feet

Edited September 10, 2022 by Chaos Rider

[MoonStormSong]

I have a shoo

 

What's the 4627843 word invented?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

wagon

 

Why are they wearing crocs on their feet?

 

 

[sugarfreesugar]

Wha- help them! They're gonna get eaten!

 

What's the best kind of fish to make fish sticks?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The ones caught in the river Styx.

 

Want some Lethe water?

[catstaff]

Sure, I'm still dehydrated from all the pyros last night.

 

Why are my ears ringing?

[MoonStormSong]

Because you're wearing a shirt

 

Who are you?

[Lagie]

I wish I knew.

 

How am I?

[sugarfreesugar]

You're good! Your life is good, your skies are blue, and everything's gonna be okay!

 

Where have you been?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Waiting for the forum to finally load.

 

Which one of you broke it?

 

 

[sugarfreesugar]

Yours broke, too? I thought it was just me! ...but yes I did break it, I'm sorry 👉👈 got too mad at my Siyats...

 

But who broke YouTube?

[purplehaze]

Not me! You Tube was broken before I got there.

 

Why do I find @sugarfreesugar's avatar disturbing?

 

[sugarfreesugar]

What? Don't you wanna talk with her? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk? And talk?

 

But where did @purplehaze's legs go?

Edited September 12, 2022 by sugarfreesugar
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[purplehaze]

Those never-ending loops bother me.  

 

Can I help if I am an amphiptere?

 

Can I help it?

 

 

 

 

[sugarfreesugar]

Well... Well, I suppose you can't. Touché.

 

But why don't amphipteres have legs?

[purplehaze]

Because they got tired of walking and decided to get rid of them.

 

Why are my dragons so stubborn about giving me the breed of egg I want?

[MoonStormSong]

Because they're dragons

 

what's wrong with having my house on fire?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Nothing. It's fine. Normal, even.

 

Why are you locking the door?

[purplehaze]

Maybe to keep the fire inside.

 

I'm tired breeding dragons. What should I do now?

Edited September 12, 2022 by purplehaze

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Collect chickens.

 

Can I go back to sleep now?

[sugarfreesugar]

Yeah, sure. Goodnight ❤️

 

Can I wake up now?

[catstaff]

Sure! I love waking people up!

 

Would you rather hear Rammstein, Children of Bodom, or Darkwoods My Betrothed blasted in your ear?

[sugarfreesugar]

... yyyyyyYes.

 

Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true, on the land or on the sea?