Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Chloroform.

 

Why is the bottle empty?

[Lagie]

Blob monster.

 

What's for dinner?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Balloon animals.

 

Didn't you say you wanted a light meal?

[Lagie]

*leaves a few fluorescent tubes*

 

What's with the rain?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's teasing us. Maybe yes, maybe no. 

 

When the boom?

[Lagie]

"No boom today"

 

What is it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Messy.

 

Who's going to clean that?

[Lagie]

The Sorceror's Apprentice.

 

What happened?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The roomba got stuck in the thingie and the thingie spun around and knocked over the whos-he-whats-it onto the jingamabob.

Then there were sparks.

 

It's easy to see, right?

[purplehaze]

No, it's easier to see left!

 

How can anyone believe that?

[Lagie]

I want to believe.

 

Do I trust no one?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Absolutely no one ever, not in the remaining history of the world.

 

Is the truth out there? 

[purplehaze]

The real question is where do I find it.

 

So, where do I find it?

[Lagie]

In Aisle three.

 

What's that noise?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Definitely not a Hellhorse obstructing traffic.

 

What did this fall off of?

[Lagie]

Oops.

 

Why's it so hot?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Good question. The sun is actually further away in summer.

 

If we all stand on one side on the continent, can we adjust the plant's tilt? 

[catstaff]

Only if you can account for the weight of all the people on the other continents.

 

Why does the collective IQ of a group of people decrease as the number of people in the group increases?

[Lagie]

(  )

Percentage of inactive brain matter also increases.

 

How long will this take again?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

All night, half of tomorrow, three quarters of the day after, the entire weekend. 

 

Where's everyone going?

[Lagie]

Over there.

 

What's over there?

[purplehaze]

The only way to find out is to go over there.

 

Do we dare?

[LadyMadonna]

Only if we're desperate

How have I got sucked into this gibberish?

[purplehaze]

It is irresistible.

 

Where have you been?

[Lagie]

I have always been here.

 

What's next?