Posted March 3, 2023 You got caught in the pollen exchange while the trees are networking. You inhaled some tree's e-mail. Why can't spring show down instead trying to do everything in a week? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 4, 2023 Due to unpopular demand, Spring has been replaced with MegaSpring this year. We apologise for the inconvenience! We would like all our customers to know that this will be over shortly, with the beginning of MegaSummer. Why can't my plants grow faster? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 11, 2023 Because you're expecting a lot from them and it makes them really self-conscious. What's this yellow powder that's making me itch? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 11, 2023 *reads label* Dunno. It just says "Yellow Itching Powder. Copyright Zonko's Joke Shop". Do I have to? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 17, 2023 Yes, you do. Doing stuff you hate builds character. Want to go camping? Share this post Link to post
Posted March 22, 2023 Only if it's in a VW microbus camper. Preferably one with peace signs and zodiac signs painted all over it. Have you gone there? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 6, 2023 No, but I've been to Wallyworld. I left with a lot less money. If I abandon this Black dragon egg, it'll alt for someone else, won't it? And if I keep it, it'll just be a normal hatchie? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2023 Of course. Isn't that how Rothbard's law works? How do I get to the next parallel universe? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2023 Push the big red button. Where does the Easter Bunny live? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 9, 2023 In a hollow in an oak tree. Where does he keep all those eggs? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2023 In the vault where they used to keep gold bars. It's been years. Why hasn't my Peep grown into a Cluck? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 26, 2023 Because. The answer is always 'Because.' Dare you question it? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 28, 2023 No, but the peanut butter in this jar is. Turn on the AC. I demand a cookie. Flood me with varieties. Share this post Link to post
Posted May 28, 2023 Yes. ALL MUST SURRENDER. THERE IS NO ESCAPE! *cough cough* Was I too authoritative? Share this post Link to post
Posted June 3, 2023 I dunno. The instructions are difficult to read after coming out of the washing machine. Is there an online manual? Share this post Link to post
Posted June 14, 2023 Go to school lane, the manual should be there What's the square root of a paper airplane Share this post Link to post
Posted June 14, 2023 7. How do you calculate the circumference of a duck? Share this post Link to post
Posted June 14, 2023 Multiply by pie. Apple, of course. Why is it so hot? Share this post Link to post
Posted June 15, 2023 Magma is closer to the surface in the summer. That's why most volcanos erupt in hot weather. Where do the daytime clouds go at night? Share this post Link to post
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