Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Wrong prehistoric animal. The pain was supposed to go on an Ancient Bison.

 

Can I just sleep until Monday?

[purplehaze]

No, because sleep is a waste of time!

 

Why do we have to sleep?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because the alternative is being awake.

 

If Iridichi dragons channel the dead through thier wings but have six wings, which wing are you supposed to talk to?

[ech6]

trick question; none. talk to yourself.

 

when did i get my hamster to eat the screams of the walls of ikea?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's always been a lie that hamsters are cute benign little furry pets. Not everything that Hell sends to earth has horns, tentacles, and rectangular pupils.

 

What do I need to offer as payment to get @anonymous to put a curse the Trading Hub traders?

Is it more cats?

[MoonStormSong]

yes. Totally. Cats

 

Why are cats so awesome?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're not. Let me show you this hairball that has become absolutely glued permanently to my sister's wooden TV tray.

 

What do you mean that's kinda awesome?

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 10/11/2022 at 11:08 PM, AlanaPerry said:

Why are cats so awesome?

 

On 10/13/2022 at 3:09 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

They're not. Let me show you this hairball that has become absolutely glued permanently to my sister's wooden TV tray.

 

That's punishment for your heresy.

 

Are you all prepared for Catnarok?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

6 hours ago, Spiteful_Crow said:

That's punishment for your heresy.

Are you all prepared for Catnarok?

The Destroyer has been appeased by our offerings.

 

What's next on the list?

[Lagie]

Etc.

 

How much is it?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

$149

 

How's the penny jar looking?

[Lagie]

Empty. Pennies are no longer legal tender here.

 

What happens if I post in the wrong thread?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned. You're banned.

 

Why couldn't I have just stayed in that dream?

[catstaff]

Because you're not a dumb kid, romantic only on paper.

 

Why do I automatically think of song lyrics to fit any given situation?

[Lagie]

Never gonna give you up...

 

What if?

[catstaff]

Just give in to it, never think again.

 

If I would, could you?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I would do it all for you.

 

Would you love a monsterman?

[catstaff]

Sanest choice in an insane world. Beware the Beast but enjoy the feast he offers.

 

Shall I find fame or shall I die?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Death is always an option.

 

Do you fear the reaper?

[issis]

Why would I fear my lover?! Ofc I don't.

 

Why is that bird looking at me like that?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a swan. Don't make eye contact. Walk, don't run. Don't turn your back. Never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention.

 

Can someone help me get my brain organized and back on track?

[MoonStormSong]

No. Just die

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not leaving a question.

 

Where does this track take you?

[Lagie]

You don't want to know.

 

Why not?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I do want to know, because of morbid curiosity.

 

If I shake my phone hard enough will the lag fall out?