Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes.

 

But why are my decorations sitting in the town square?

[Lagie]

Urgh.

 

How any days till Christmas?

[ednfall]

too many

 

why can’t the dust move out?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

 Because the hurricane didn't show up to powerwash the place.

 

Why can't housework be easier?

[catstaff]

Because if it wasn't *work* it would be called house-easy.

 

Why can't we have nice things?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because your employers are enthralled by the way those things are affected by gravity.

 

Weren't those your glasses?

[catstaff]

No, just my scissors.

 

When will it end?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

As long as there are are felines, it'll go on and on and on.

 

Is it dangerous with the lights out?

[StarKaabii]

No, I promise the basement is safe in the dark! Totally no giant man-eating tarantulas here.

 

Will it work if I try to grow wings Icarus-style?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It'll work if you have enough mana (magic) to grow wax and feathers from your body.

 

Do you have enough magic? Are Painted Rays trying to snuggle on you?

[StarKaabii]

Yes, I am constantly covered in Painted Rays like a whale in barnacles. The bane of being a coast Mistra...

 

Can trees swim?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No, they surf.

 

What are you looking at?

[StarKaabii]

That guy over there. You know, him? The one with the head? And the torso? Yeah, that guy.

 

Can I bake cookies at 1,000 degrees for 1 second?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't think so. You're a Mistra, not a Hellfire dragon.

 

Why are there Sulfur dragons outside your kitchen?

[StarKaabii]

Well, since I’m not a Hellfire, I figured I would get a little baking help. >:)

 

What happened to my cookie dough?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*dances on the ceiling* I don't see it anywhere!

 

Isn't it impolite to mix e g g s into the dough in the presence of unmatched dragons?

[StarKaabii]

YOU PUT WHAT IN YOUR COOKIE DOUGH?!?!? *horrified Mistra noises*

 

Why would anyone eat eggs?!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I have no cookie dough. There is no cookie dough here.

 

Can you prove a crime without evidence?

[StarKaabii]

Absolutely! You are guilty of stealing the cookie dough!

 

Can pigs fly yet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Mayhap.

 

Do 'pigs in blankets' count?

[MoonStormSong]

Yeah. Totally.

 

Why are we talking about pigs in the first place?

[Lagie]

Kermit asked.

 

Is it easier being green?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's better being purple. There's more demand for your BSA.

 

Why are squirrels throwing acorns at the roof after dark?

Edited October 5, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise
That's not a squirrel. O.O

[ech6]

because they like blue mastodons.

 

why do eagles love giant space guitars?

Edited October 5, 2022 by ech6

[catstaff]

Because the Eagles are still stuck in the 80s mindset when it comes to making music videos, and giant space guitars look cool on camera.

 

But why did you throw blue paint on Mastodon?