Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have to be touching both at the same time while a storm is threatening and sing My Bonnie backwards while keeping a candle from going out.

 

Do you really want all of your dreams to come true?

 

 

[sugarfreesugar]

Yes!..   🎶 -in tHE NAVY- 🎶

 

What am I to do with all these eggs?

[Lagie]

Omelettes.

 

What on earth happened?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't know. I wasn't looking in that direction when the incident occurred. 

 

Why is there still so much Monday left?

[catstaff]

Because Mondays are twice the length of every other day of the week.

 

Why is Reddit so amusing?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because it's chock full of nuts.

 

How do I summon fog?

[catstaff]

Gush aloud about how you're looking forward to a clear night to go for a long drive.

 

TPBM lives somewhere that they see wild bunnies regularly.

[MoonStormSong]

No

 

How do I punch a full grown dragon in the face without dying?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You need one of those old camera boxes where the front opens and a boxing glove on a spring arm flies out.

 

Do cartoon physics apply in Galsreim?

[catstaff]

Of course they do! Cartoon physics apply anywhere there's animation happening.

 

How else can dragons have flames on their backs or the end of their tails?

[ednfall]

actually, it’s illusion magic. all dragons are master magicians!

 

why won’t dragons teach me cool magic tricks?

[catstaff]

They're still annoyed that you actually spent all those coins they pulled out of your ears.

 

What did you buy?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The pony skeleton and hearse from Home Depot.

 

Where can I get more coins to get the Exorcist doll to go in the hearse?

[catstaff]

Gringotts bank has lots of coins in stock.

 

Can you find the Leaky Cauldron?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No, but I have a cordless drill and a metal drilling bit.

 

Did you want this pot turned into a colander?

[MoonStormSong]

No. You wanted the pot turned into a banana.

 

Why am I on fire?

[Lagie]

@Long_Before_Sunrise

 

What?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You should have been listening the first time I said it.

 

How dare you blame me for the AlanaPerry fire?

[Lagie]

Easily.

 

Who?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

 I dunno.

 

Why?

 

[MoonStormSong]

Because

 

How?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Life... uh, finds a way.

 

Who can we give it to?

[catstaff]

Pinocchio.

 

Who's good at digging out splinters?

[MoonStormSong]

my mom

 

why is my dragon trying to kill me by breathing fire on me even though it's an ice dragon?

[catstaff]

Because it's actually a Hellfire dragon wearing an Ice dragon mask.

 

Didn't you know that Halloween decorating season started already?