Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[purplehaze]

Because of too much slow food!

 

Why did you need a kitchen anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I'm not allowed to use the hot plate on the bed anymore.

 

Why is everything so salty?

[Lagie]

Because Penk.

 

How do I get one?

[Lovecats]

You go along the number line in reverse until you nearly hit zero.

 

Is there only one sun?

[catstaff]

Depends if you're on Earth, Tattooine, or Vulcan.

 

How many suns do you want?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

None. 

 

Is it true that the 1985 movie Legend inspired MLP:FiM since the unicorns were responsible for raising the sun and keeping winter from taking over the land in both?

[sugarfreesugar]

UMM??? ... Sure. If that what your heart desires.

 

There are BATS in my HOUSE. HELP?

[Lagie]

Lure them away with a baseball.

 

What is sugar free sugar?

[sugarfreesugar]

Sugar, but which simply isn't ❤️

 

Why are horses just so dang big?

[Lagie]

If they were small, they'd be ponies.

 

Why did it have to rain today?

[purplehaze]

Because it is too late for it to rain yesterday!

 

Where am I supposed to put all this stuff?

[Lagie]

If I knew that, I wouldn't be so swamped!

 

How long is this going to go on?

[purplehaze]

Until it stops!

 

Can someone tell me how to read minds?

[Lagie]

Sure. Sound the letters out. M says mmm...

 

Does anyone have some kryptonite they can give me?

[purplehaze]

Go ask Superman. If there is any around he'll be glad to let you have it!

 

Where do you think I left my umbrella?

[sugarfreesugar]

Best not in the rain!

 

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[ednfall]

100 of them gotta debate on if the light bulb really needs to be changed first..

 

why can’t i teleport?

[Lagie]

Well, you can, but first you need some ruby slippers.

 

Why are these pickle skins so tough?

[sugarfreesugar]

They practice self love!

 

What's the deal with airline food?

[Lagie]

You have to travel a ways back in time to get the good stuff.

 

Who really wants to live on the moon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Elon Musk. He thinks he can escape climate collapse by moving to where there is no climate.

 

What does diatomaceous earth and moon dust have in common?

 

8 hours ago, Lagie said:

You have to travel a ways back in time to get the good stuff.

Set course for 1952.

Edited August 31, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

Both are made of star stuff.

 

4 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Set course for 1952.

Exactly!

 

How many police fit into a snack box?

[catstaff]

It depends, the rule is one cop for every doughnut in the snack box.

 

What's that?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Nothing. 

 

You didn't see anything, ok?

[purplehaze]

I saw nothing, which may or may not be the same as not seeing anything.

 

Why did you ask?