Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Spring Seasonal dragons.

 

Did you see one? Is it spring?

[Lagie]

Spring has sprung.

The grass iz riz.

I wonder where da boidies iz.

 

Where are the boidies?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I have no idea where the bodies are!

 

Why would you even ask me that? 

[catstaff]

Probably because they've heard you singing karaoke: 🎶"Let the bodies hit the floor!"🎶

 

Why didn't you invite me to the karaoke bar?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It was discovered that Mischief Pygmies were operating the sound equipment. 

 

Why must good things come to bad ends?

 

[catstaff]

Like fish and houseguests, after three days they start to stink.

 

Where'd the fishing pole get to?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You had it last when you were fishing for pigeons.

 

Where do you remember last seeing it?

[Lagie]

Next to the paper label.

 

How could you?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It was really easy. I didn't even need the directions. @AsymDoll13 has been giving me The Look, though. I don't think she approved.

 

Why wouldn't I?

 

[AsymDoll13]

Because I told you not to do it.

 

What am I going to do with you? Anyone have any ideas? 

[carer1999]

We shall play chess blindfolded

 

how did this fly grow extra legs? *Watches 10 legged fly fascinated and curiously*

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It got into @Docthings lab, then escaped.

 

Have you seen the spider yet? 

 

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[catstaff]

Pretty cool spider, but I like this concert better.

 

Did you get the tickets?

[purplehaze]

No, the spider stole them!

 

Why do I even try?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because otherwise you'd be watching paint dry. 

 

Who has the patience to watch paint dry?

[catstaff]

Some cats do, they can stare at nothing for hours.

 

But what's the point of watching paint dry?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

a Zen experience?

 

How long have you been staring at that drip?

[carer1999]

For the past 3 hours

 

do you want this 3 day old coffee?

[catstaff]

Sure, it ought to be thick enough to fill in some potholes by now.

 

Has anyone seen the rolling pin?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The Misfit Pygmies were barrel walking on it in the hallway.

 

Did you hear somerhing?

[catstaff]

I've heard lots of things.

 

Are you looking for salacious rumors or just suggestions for good music and reading material?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm looking for fast transportation and devices that jam electronic signals.

 

Did I say too much?

[catstaff]

"Oh no, I've said too much - I haven't said enough."

 

But are you truly losing your religion?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I lost my religion a long time ago, so watch where you step in the garden.

 

Anyone else notice it's gotten really quiet?

[Lagie]

I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

 

Why not?