Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One of us has gone deaf.

 

Which one?

[AsymDoll13]

Not me!

 

Was it you?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't remember. Maybe some brownies would stimulate my memory.

 

Did you bring any brownies?

[AsymDoll13]

Of course not. 

 

Do I look like a baker?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

depends which answer will get me brownies.

what's that noise?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The logging machines.

 

They're loud, arent't they?

[Lagie]

What's that? I can't hear you.

 

Again?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Maybe. I won't swear to it.

 

Could it happen?

[catstaff]

Well, yes, it could.

 

Do you want it to happen?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't know.

 

Would they send me the bill?

[catstaff]

Only if you put your card on record with them, otherwise I think they'll bill @SomeRandomCorviknightinstead.

 

Who's ready for breakfast?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Obviously not me.

 

Second breakfast?

[catstaff]

I'll eat breakfast any time of day.

 

Spam?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

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Ok. Now what?

[catstaff]

It's time to make the doughnuts.

 

Did you start the coffee?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Can't. There's ramen noodles in the coffee pot.

 

Would you pass the biscuits?

[catstaff]

I might.

 

But which kind of biscuits are you looking for, American or British?

[AsymDoll13]

Depends. 

 

Do we have Biscoff? 

[catstaff]

If you're flying coach, sure. First class gets more options for their snacks.

 

But seriously, am I supposed to supply sausage gravy or glasses of milk to go with the biscuits?

[AsymDoll13]

I'd suggest asking each person. 

 

Could I get lactaid milk?

[catstaff]

Sure, Lactaid milk and Biscoff for you.

 

Um... do I suddenly look like a flight attendant?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Our taxi fly, so you must be a taxi attendant.

 

Who's driving?

[catstaff]

For sure not me! I spent at least 7 hours driving yesterday.

 

And why did so many people burn their cars up and cause massive traffic delays? That trip shouldn't have taken nearly so long. (Seriously, I passed a total of three separate vehicle fires on my trip yesterday. How often do you see one vehicle fire, let alone three in one trip?)

Edited March 4, 2022 by catstaff

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Tempers were flaring, obviously.

 

Am I permitted to flare?

[catstaff]

Sure, as long as you're not near anything flammable.

 

Or were you talking about a dress style?