Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[AsymDoll13]

Perhaps I'll bring that as well.

 

Anyone bringing napkins?

[catstaff]

Of course I did - a lovely collection of extras from every fast-food joint I've ever been to the drive-thru at, lovingly stored in the glove box of my car.

 

The real question is, what party games will happen?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The party games begin when someone yells, "Run!" After that, it's anyone's guess - so Calvinball?

 

You know some of those fires were started by Docthings, right?

 

Edited March 15, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Weren't they out trying to mow the lawn with kitchen scissors?

Why were they trying to do that, anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Something small got lost in the grass. 

 

You're not walking around barefooted, are you?

[catstaff]

Of course not.

 

Why, did someone spill a bunch of legos?

[Lagie]

Um... <. < >.> <. <

 

Will you help me pick them up?

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*sigh* I suppose so.

 

Why aren't Legos made of metal or have a metal core, so we could just get one of those magnets on a handle to pick them up?

[Lagie]

Then they wouldn't have that special plastic sound, or be around for thousands of years.

 

Who said so?

[catstaff]

I have no idea - but legos can be metal - power metal, that is!

Spoiler

 

Who wants to go to this show?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Pffft... That's Plastic Metal.

 

Weather is going to be bad tomorrow. Do I panic now or panic later?

[Lagie]

Remember your towel and your guide and Don't Panic.

 

What's happening?

Edited March 21, 2022 by Lagie
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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The wind is rather chilly considering it's supposed to be 67 F. tonight.

 

 

38 minutes ago, Lagie said:

Remember your towel and your guide and Don't Panic.

So you're saying it is the end of the world?

 

Edited March 21, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

No.

Nice try!

 

Why?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Oh, no reason.

 

That wasn't a coded message?

[AsymDoll13]

You always think things are coded messages. 

 

It wasn't, was it, just to make sure? 

[catstaff]

Nope, it wasn't. This time, anyway.

 

What did you need encoded?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A dictionary.

 

Are you volunteering?

[Lagie]

No. I expect to be paid.

 

How much are you paying?

[catstaff]

No money, just all the coffee and tea you care to drink!

 

Black, green, or herbal?

[Lagie]

Coffee.

 

Any benefits included?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Five minute bathroom breaks every five hours.

 

You're willing to dehydrate youself to prove loyalty to the company, right?

[catstaff]

Of course not.

 

Who wants to join me on strike for better working conditions?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's Sunday. We're closed. Wait for Monday.

 

Why are you out of bed?

[Lagie]

Dunno.

 

Is it time yet?