Posted February 1, 2022 Because of the heat of my fury! Can you not feel it? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2022 Yes I can feel the heat, as well as the knife that you plunged into my abdomen. Why isn't anyone calling an ambulance? Dark spots have started to obscure my vision.. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2022 Probably because you're too well hidden, and no one knows where to send the ambulance. Why did you insist on obscuring your location? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 She likes to do her own surgeries, thsnk you very much. Why does Monopoly bring out the violent side of players? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 I think you've just been playing Monopoly with violent people - I've never had that happen. Why not play Dungeons and Dragons instead? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 Because I can't flip a table out of pure, unbridled rage while playing D&D, now can I? Does anyone want to go to IKEA with me to buy a new table? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2022 Ooh yes, please! I need some of those LEGO-topped boxes! Someone told me this looked like a map of IKEA: Do you agree? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 Because the bubbles want to be free Why does blue cheese smell like bad feet 😫 Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 Probably so it'll go well with the wine that those same feet stomped out of the grapes. Who's volunteering to be the designated driver? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 I'll do it, since I'm not fond of the idea of drinking. Do I actually need a license? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 The moon is higher than you are. Can I toast toast? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 No. There's burritos jammed in the toaster. Where's that can of nacho cheese sauce? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 Larissa needed it for her stew. Why is the water all frozen? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 I'm only familiar with magical properties of the Elements of Harmony Maybe ask an elemental dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 Or maybe it's because you put it in the freezer? Why does spotify keep crashing? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 3, 2022 It disagrees with your choices. What happened to spring? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, which means the delivery of spring has been delayed by six weeks. Or maybe it's just that shortage of truckers we keep hearing about that's the real issue. Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 *ahem* I already declared this - early spring requires three wild plants - purple lamium, chickweed, and cleavers. There's no purple lamium. There's wild onions and tiny spring beauties, but those don't count. Baby Jane became a Jane Doe. It happens. Why are fictional criminals more well known than real ones? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 Fictional criminals are more well-known, because more people watch movies than follow the news. Did dubstep really get started from the sound of dialup internet connecting? For those too young to remember it: Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 Unlikely imo, and there are places in the US that still use dial up. Why do cell phone carriers keep selling divisions to each other? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 It's their version of gerrymandering. Why do you keep posting questions that put songs into my head? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 It's called strategy. Why do cats play demolition derby in the early hours of morning before daylight? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 It's their job to make sure the humans wake up in time to feed them before going to work. Why is it always raining when I have to take trash to the dumpster? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 From maximum grodiness. It was used cat litter, wasn't it? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 No, all the old clothes that are too beat up to donate. Why are you so interested in my trash? Share this post Link to post
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