Posted February 4, 2022 A good spy knows the easiest places to gather incriminating evidence. I bet I know better than you do what's underneath the bed. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 Maybe you do and maybe you don't, but you forgot to actually ask a question. Did you even notice? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 I noticed. Will you sort through my old clothes? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 No, I've already got more old clothes to deal with than I can handle. Why won't you sort them yourself? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 That's too many decisions! Why is it cold in here? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 It's your heart, my dear. Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) It was Edward! Why do humans trust vampires? It's like a chicken trusting a coyote. Edited February 4, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 Too many humans think they've met Nick, when they've really met LaCroix. Would a vampire be affected by drinking from someone who's drunk? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 I suppose if they've had enough, maybe. What about someone that's stoned? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 I think it would be pretty funny to see - well, depending on the chemical in question. If it does happen, do you think vampires would hang out in places like Amsterdam more? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 I'd imagine so. What about the ones looking for a drink? New Orleans? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 If you like your humans flavored like crayfish, potatoes, corn, snoballs, and Hurricane Who wants boudin? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 @AsymDoll13probably does - I'd rather have fresh lobster. Or Ben and Jerry's. Who's coming to New England? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 A cow, a horse and a shoe on a stick. why are green dragons green? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 They couldn't decide between blue and yellow, so that was the compromise. Why is that birb giving me the stink-eye? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 It remembers you cut down those shrubs. How long until @AsymDoll13 notices I'm bundled up in all her blankets in her bed? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 Is that what's moving around down there? Why are you scaring my cats? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 Because they wouldn't move over so I could get comfortable. How does a 10 lb. cat turn itself into an immovable object? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 By becoming matter instead of a liquid. Why are you in the blankets? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 Because I keep the place on the cool side to save on energy bills. You can always add another layer if you're cold, you know. Why aren't you trying to save money? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 There's a film of ice forming on the water in the sink. Can we turn the heat up a little? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 I think we could afford that. Can I keep a fan on me since I get hot easily? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 (edited) No. I'll fan you with my wings. You won't mind that I radiate heat due to being from Volcano parents, right? Edited February 6, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 Radiate heat all you want to, as long as you're in the greenhouse keeping the tomato plants warm all winter. Who wants homemade salsa for their Super Bowl party? Share this post Link to post
Posted February 11, 2022 Thanks, people get wide eyed when I'm red all around the mouth and teeth. What's a Super Bowl? Share this post Link to post
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