Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Wherever you may roam, where you lay your head is home.

 

Spring has backed off, hasn't it?

[catstaff]

I hadn't realized spring was even on approach yet.

 

Have you checked the arrivals board to see if it's still supposed to be on time?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I think it's getting delayed a couple hours.

 

Do  you eat the cereal first or the box first?

[catstaff]

I suppose that depends on if you're trying to kill your appetite or sate it.

 

What have I done?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That thing you said you weren't going to do this time.

 

Google keeps asking me if I want to translate pages into French, German, Portuguese, etc.

Am I being targeted by that Duolingo owl?

[AsymDoll13]

He finds us all. 

 

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Depends who is flying.

 

 

What happens if i press this button?

[AsymDoll13]

The world might end!

 

Are you gonna press it? 

[catstaff]

Not until I've seen Nightwish and Iron Maiden in concert - the world isn't allowed to end until then!

 

Is anyone going to record me fangirling like an idiot when I go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'll check Imgur and Tik Tok afterwards and let you know.

 

Someone said there was a button?

 

Edited January 22, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I think it turned into a lever next tuesday.

 

 

what is an  ?

[catstaff]

I think that's what Grumpycat looked like before becoming an internet sensation.

 

Any idea as to what the next Really Big And Viral Internet Animal is going to be?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You know about unicorns and rainbows? Well, you're going to get a rhino and snowflakes.

 

How do I get the rest of winter rescheduled to 10 months from now?

[catstaff]

I believe you have to fill out the requisition form in triplicate, then ride in on your heavy combat unicorn (rhino) to hand them to the Secretary of the Seasons.

 

Do you have the proper uniform?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Uniform?

 

Is that a bleach spotted t-shirt and paint stained jeans with sneakers where one side of the soles are crushed down?

 

 

[AsymDoll13]

Yes. You got a problem with it? 

 

What am I to do?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Recover quickly. Spray disinfectant everywhere.

 

How do I turn dragons on other people's scrolls into Undead so my dragons will be Zombiekin?

Edited January 23, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

Talk to Dr. Evil, I'm sure he's got a "Sooper Seecrit Death Ray" that can help.

 

Why would you want to risk starting the Zombie Apocalypse, though?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. Yes, I do.

 

Are you being liveist against zombies? They were once like you. 

[catstaff]

I don't care if they're alive or dead, so long as they don't stench up the place.

 

Have you got a way of preventing the odor of decay from permeating everything?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

*sprays Rocco & Roxie Odor Eliminator at you*

 

But how will you know they're not imposters if you can't smell them?

[catstaff]

Beats me, but it's not like I can smell anything right now anyway. *grumbles about the pandemic*

 

Why would anyone want to impersonate a zombie anyway?

[Lagie]

Bra-a-a-ains!

 

Really?

[catstaff]

Really really.

 

Why?

[Lagie]

Why not?

 

Are you sure?