Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Lagie]

One size up from a soup bowl.

 

When will this be over?

[catstaff]

Depends which "this" you're talking about.

 

Why, do you have to be somewhere at a certain time?

[Docthings]

Oh just a time and a place, really.

 

Should I hitchhike or take the bus?

[Lagie]

Ride the wave!

 

May I breathe now?

[catstaff]

Nah, you look good in blue.

 

Why do (many) men refuse to throw out holey socks?

[Lagie]

Holey is as holey does.

 

Is it bedtime yet?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sorry. There's been a run on the supply of sleep. We're out of stock.

 

Do you a have 2G double SAlt Valentine dragon egg so I can get back into the flow of Trade?

 

 

[catstaff]

Pfft, I don't even have a 2G prizekin. I'm also getting somewhat discouraged with trades.

 

Why do I wake up at 4am and then have really, really weird dreams when I manage to go back to sleep?

[Docthings]

That's your brain watching cartoons while it waits for you to wake up again.

 

What's new, Scooby-Doo?

[catstaff]

New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, and New York.

 

Which way did he go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Into that tunnel painted on the big rock.

 

It feels like everyone is waiting for something. What is it?

[catstaff]

We're all waiting for someone to respond to our trades, of course!

 

Did you ever wish Cartoon Physics applied in real life?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It sounds like you're implying it hasn't already.

 

If not, where did all these political supervillains come from?

[catstaff]

Political supervillains come from the Austin Powers universe.

 

The real question is, why aren't the superheroes here yet to combat the political supervillains?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're too busy with their portfolios, cars, planes, rich people activities.

 

Why are there too many eggs? It's not Easter.

[catstaff]

Someone put artificial lighting in the henhouse, so now they're laying extra.

 

Who let the dogs out?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I did, and I shut the door firmly behind them and locked it.

 

Who let them back in after they rolled in the mud?

[AsymDoll13]

I blame the maintenance guy. 

 

When will the cookies be finished? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Probably before they've cooled down enough to put icing on.

 

Are the cookie sheets greased?

[catstaff]

No, we've got parchment paper.

 

Did we get the measurement conversions right this time?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We'll know when the oven starts smoking.

 

Were we aiming for soft, crunchy, or chewy?

[catstaff]

Oh, I figured we'd go for the "well that takes talent" version of super soft with burned bottoms.

 

Why are we baking again?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because no one sensible intervened.

 

Was the ceiling always that color?

[Lovecats]

It was from this moment. Nothing to worry about!

 

Where did the fish go?

[Lagie]

With the birds on the bicycles.

 

What's pink and green all over?