Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you didn't get your equilibrium calibrated annually.

 

Why do you distrust neurosurgeons so much? 

[AsymDoll13]

Doctor offices are scary. 

 

Why do you ask?

[Lagie]

If you don't ask, you'll never know.

 

Why is wind?

[catstaff]

If you're talking the personal sort of wind, you probably ate too much of a bean dish, or possibly cabbage.

 

Are you worried about offending others?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Terrified.

 

Are you going to eat that?

[catstaff]

Nope, I'm trying to drop a bit of weight.

 

Are there any new fad diets on the horizon?

[Lagie]

Always.

 

Is that wise?

[catstaff]

Not likely.

 

Should I do it anyway?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes. Body hate has a fire affinity and burns calories faster.

 

Are you stomping your hooves in fury when you think about it?

 

 

 

[catstaff]

No, since I haven't got hooves to stomp with.

 

What do you suggest I do instead?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Eat ice cream and mourn.

 

Why do you look to see where I am every time there's a fire? I'm not responsible for every fire.

[AsymDoll13]

But you seem responsible for most of the fires. 

 

Why is that?

[catstaff]

Pyrokinesis.

 

Didn't you ever read Stephen King's Firestarter?

[AsymDoll13]

No. I prefer Carrie. 

 

Anyone have any cookies? 

[Lagie]

No. And I have no brownies. @purpledragonclaw ate them all!

 

Could we go to Dunkin' Donuts?

[catstaff]

Cupid's Choice Latte will lead the way there with his parents.

 

Coffee rolls?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I have no idea how to roll coffee. 

 

Where does one learn this magic?

[Lagie]

Hogwarts, of course.

 

How do I get there?

[purpledragonclaw]

Use your PokeFlute to summon a Charizard to take you there.

 

I ate all the brownies, so now I need a brownie recipe. Anyone know where I can look to find one?

[sh20000sh]

I heard last one is left at somewhere below Atlantic Ocean.

 

How can I detach joycon from my Switch Lite?

[catstaff]

Add weight to the switch, so that joy turns to annoyance.

 

What the heck am I talking about?

[Lagie]

Squirrel!

 

Are we there yet?

[catstaff]

I don't know about you, but I'm here, not there.

 

What's the GPS telling you?

[Lagie]

Go Pick Something

 

Should I stay or should I go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If you go, there will be trouble. If you stay, it will be double.

 

Are you going to let me know?