Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[catstaff]

Nope, I force people to make their own decisions.

 

Is this the real life?

[Lagie]

No, it's just fantasy.

 

Will you walk me home in the dead of night?

[catstaff]

Can't - I got caught in a landslide.

 

Who tied my hands to the wheel?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Baby, because that's the way you get through the gate gate.

 

Is that vehicle carrying a suspious load?

[catstaff]

I think so - that looks like @AsymDoll13 in the back.

 

Should we follow?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Why not?

 

Did you have anything better planned?

[catstaff]

Nah, I'll take any excuse to procrastinate.

 

Which way did they go?

[AsymDoll13]

The right. 

 

Did you check the yellow brick road? 

[purplehaze]

Will a red brick street work instead?

 

Why do I think I'm seeing my mother when I look in the mirror?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Mirror spirit is playing mind games again.

 

Did it leave a message?

[Lagie]

"Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line."

 

How long should I wait?

[catstaff]

Depends on how good the hold music is.

 

Think they'll ever get a clue and put on a classic rock station instead of that tinny elevator music?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No, they'll switch to some Christian song on loop.

 

Is Jellicle Cats a religious song? (Hallelujah, angelical choir)

[catstaff]

If it's not, it should be, to honor Lady Bast.

 

Do we need to make a sacrifice on Her altar?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Set out the mouse traps. Let the sacrifices offer themselves.

 

Why are there no Egyptian equine gods?

[catstaff]

The climate and geography wasn't suitable for keeping horses in any quantity.

 

Perhaps you'd rather spend time in Mongolia?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

But it's cold there.

 

Aren't you tired of it being cold?

[catstaff]

Nope, I'm the one who wants to move to Finland.

 

Maybe try Assateague Island in Virginia, and take your chances every year with Pony Penning Day?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Horse fight! Horse fight!

 

It's an island. Won't searise affect it soon?

[catstaff]

Well, I suppose that could be an issue. I'm about out of options for you, then.

 

Don't you have any ideas of your own?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes, but you and @Lagie say no.

 

Why doesn't anyone like my ideas?

[Docthings]

Points to the countless of fires that originated from your ideas.

 

Who's going to call the fire brigade this time?

 

[catstaff]

I think it's @Lagie's turn.

 

Did anyone bring marshmallows to toast while we're waiting on the fire brigade?

[Lagie]

I ate them. Sorry.

 

Who brought the hot dogs?

[catstaff]

I think that was @AsymDoll13 since I brought the chicken kebabs.

 

Did anyone bring macaroni salad?