Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes, we have proof Lagie did it and won't admit it.

 

You know what I mean?

[catstaff]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

 

And since that's all settled, what's next?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Icecream.

What flavour?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Fudge Ripple Cherry Cordial Blueberry Cheesecake Pecan Butter Moose Tracks.

 

Do we have more spoons?

[catstaff]

Check in the top drawer by the stove.

 

Marshmallow fluff, strawberries, caramel, chocolate sauce, or some combination thereof?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We'll just have to experiment. Without @Docthings supervision.

 

No NR eggs for January? Really?

[catstaff]

Well, there usually isn't.

 

Where does the time go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I've been flushing it down the toilet to hasten the end of the world.

 

Are you gonna tell @Lagie?

[catstaff]

No need to, you just admitted it on the internet.

 

Won't the septic tank get clogged with time, though?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You weren't supposed to mention that part.

 

Where's the plunger that actually works?

 

[catstaff]

I think Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman have it.

 

What's your favorite myth, busted or proven plausible?

[Lagie]

Atlantis is in Bimini.

 

Can you prove it?

[Lovecats]

Pssh. Sure I can. Just, er, turn around will ya?

 

Okay, what now?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Build a wall of Waterhorse eggs between you.

 

Who decided to celebrate Potato Planting Day with hearts and toddlers wearing wings and diapers?

[catstaff]

Not me, I want nothing to do with toddlers in diapers, wings or no wings!

 

Why can't potatoes be as low-calorie as celery?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because they'd wind up being celery-flavored. 

 

Who would willingly eat fried celery?

[AsymDoll13]

No one. Sounds gross. 

 

Can you even fry celery? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You can deep fry anything. Doesn't mean you should.

 

Maybe not everything. Wouldn't be hard to batter a Magma dragon?

[AsymDoll13]

I guess you could, but then the batter would fry before you got it all on. 

 

And wouldn't that be a mess? 

[catstaff]

But messes are fun, ask any toddler or preschooler!

 

And on that note, where did that huge box of crayons go?

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise probably ate them. Again. 

 

Why did you need them?

[catstaff]

Yeah, my Sharpie died and I need to start marking the boxes that I'm packing.

 

Why do I have so much to do?

[AsymDoll13]

I can't help, since I too have so much to do. 

 

Could you hire someone to help?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Not after you accused me of being a crayon eater. 

 

Don't you know they melt near me?

[AsymDoll13]

Because they're afraid you'll eat them. 

 

Why else would they melt near you?