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You're taking all the fun out of it.

 

Is it already time for the Galloping Gala?

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Not quite yet, but if you get your dress ahead of time, there won't be any last-minute panic because everything you really like is sold out in your size.

 

What band is playing this year?

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The Fillyhoof Harmonica Orchestra. DJ Pon-3 wasn't invited back. 

 

Why should I order early when last minute panic is so motivational?

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Because then you'll have time to panic about something else at the last minute.

 

Why are you so determined to panic at the last minute anyway?

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You're obviously shopping in the wrong stores.

 

Why are you so picky?

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It's called having good taste.

 

Which fabric shows food stains the least?

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Forest camo pattern.

 

Do you have a ghillie suit?

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I'm starting to think you might not be the best person to ask.

 

Are you a fashionista?

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Nope, I'm too fat to be fashionable.

 

Should I start designing a fashionable line of clothing for fluffy people?

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No, but I can crochet a bit. 

 

What do you need? A scarf?

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I'd like a blanket! Carpal tunnel kept me from finishing the one I started ages ago and I don't know anyone locally who crochets.

 

Wanna come and finish it for me?


@Long_Before_Sunrise I can sew, actually. Bought the cape, but made the rest of my Handmaid costume:

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Edited by catstaff

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13 hours ago, catstaff said:

I'd like a blanket! Carpal tunnel kept me from finishing the one I started ages ago and I don't know anyone locally who crochets.

 

Wanna come and finish it for me?

@trystan could do it for you.

 

Right?

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Make a blanket. 

 

Didn't you read the rules of the thread? 

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nope.  don't know how to read.  XD 

(also because my answer was a question.  i thought it was perfect.)

 

why does everyone think i can finish their crocheting for them?

 

Edited by trystan
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Because you can crochet, and it happens to me too. 

My mom wants bees by Easter, which is a bit insane since she's not paying? 

 

I guess get used to it? 

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According to FB, @trystan is one of the Norns.

 

That's where her "Mom Stare" comes from, right?

 

 

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Because you didn't finish that blanket, which would have kept you warmer.

 

Why didn't you turn up the heat?

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You said not to set anything on fire.

 

Why can't you just have everything carved out of stone?

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Because at my age, I like cushioned surfaces to sit on.

 

Got any bubble wrap?

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